Center For Incremental Progress🍷🇺🇸🤷🌊 (parody)
@ForIncremental
Seeking innovative ways to promote progressive change as long as it doesn’t threaten the iron grip of our plutocratic overlords... #McResistance
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This is why @ezraklein makes the big bucks, folks. He finally figured out, in the year 2025, that democrats FOLD UNDER PRESSURE, and - if they don’t watch out - Trump might realize this and use it to his advantage in the future! 🤯
Nothing makes us feel more OPTIMISTIC than politicians like @AOC using their political goodwill to funnel people back into a party that objectively doesn't meet their needs and serves the corporate state! And then blaming them for "defeatism"! Nothing cynical about that!🫡
The cynics will tell you that one vote won’t change anything. But what they don’t tell you is that nothing can change without a vote. The truth is, the world doesn’t belong to the cynics. It’s up to us. New York: It’s time to vote.🗳️ Tuesday, June 25th. Spread the word.
I don't know, if I felt like my life was really on the line, I'd probably just jump out of the way. But that's just old-fashioned me.
The reason she turned away is that she was planning on doing doughnuts in order to murder every officer around her vehicle. She was clearly a sophisticated assassin who had trained for years for this opportunity. Here's proof:
You gotta ask yourself. If someone is trying to hit a person in front of them, why reverse back and turn to the right. Rather than just ramming forward?
Celebrating the fact that George Bush got congressional authorization for a war that led to the death of 600k+ innocent Iraqi civilians is definitely...peak shitlib...
To be clear: the American president doesn’t declare war, Congress does, and the fact that the administration left Congress completely out of the decision to invade Venezuela is a real problem.
Operation Maybe We'll Look Less Incompetent If We Scowl More
Try reading one of your old books, Matt.
Well, that high school senior beat up a 4th grade disabled kid faster than I ever believed! I'm surprised and, frankly, impressed at how credulous I continue to be! Please subscribe for more detailed analysis as I cosplay as balanced, intellectual commentator!
Well, that was the quickest regime change I’ve ever seen or remember reading about. I have to admit, I’m surprised and, frankly, impressed that they got Maduro so quickly. A couple of things that I think are important to remember here: This whole thing was sold on lies (like…
See, this invasion just proves that socialism doesn’t work!
As a think tank that has never fully understood the concept of satire, we are RELIEVED that this deeply offensive play is finally done. We got front row seats to 4 different shows, just to hate watch it over and over.
Fun fact: from stock market crashes to Boeing crashes, CIP ALWAYS endorses cash settlements over criminal charges. How else are corrupted judges and morally bankrupt CEOs never going to learn their lessons about anything at all? npr.org/2025/11/07/nx-…
Thank you for this beautiful Dick Cheney tribute! 🫡
Kudos to the mainstream media for taking a break from chastising podcasters who "platform" and "normalize" sociopaths so they can pay tribute and sanitize the great...Dick Cheney!
We couldn’t NOT post this amazing quote 😍
KAMALA HARRIS: "It is never satisfying to say we've gotta be incremental - and I'm not advocating incrementalism - but until we win back majorities in the Senate and the House and take the White House, that may just be where we are."
🚨ALERT🚨 CIP officially ENDORSES Andrew Cuomo for mayor of NYC! Not only has this crooner shown PERSISTENCE against the headwinds of democracy, but also true PERSEVERANCE in tarnishing whatever tatters of a legacy he desperately clings to. What else could democrats ask for?
No better way to celebrate winning tonight’s debate than making it to the @nyknicks game in time for the 2nd half
You know who our absolute favorite Syrian rebels are? MODERATE Syrian rebels! Thank you to the U.S. government for, yet again, funding another AMAZING idea!
We went to the supermarket today and asked a grocery clerk where to find Doritos. He didn’t say one word about Charlie Kirk. Not. One. Word. Please help us get him fired.
Good morning. I went to church today for the first time in a couple of months. I was sad that the name of Charlie Kirk was not mentioned a single time. Other tragedies were mentioned. But at this particular Catholic church, nothing about Charlie. What were they afraid of?
Oh snap! Dem leadership compensates for their historically low approval ratings by taking notes from Mean Girls!
Following Sen. Chris Van Hollen’s criticism of Dem leadership for refusing to endorse Zohran Mamdani, Hakeem Jeffries’ spokesman mocks: “Chris Van Who?”
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