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@ForbardStory

Just an irreverent northern Californian. I used to be an irreverent southern Californian - but I changed.

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‘Severance’ is like if Ben Stiller had a baby with David Lynch and Stanley Kubrick. And then it was adopted by Luis Bunuel.


“I CAN’T PRONOUNCE ACETAMINOPHEN BUT I’M A STABLE GENIUS”

ForbardStory's tweet image. “I CAN’T PRONOUNCE ACETAMINOPHEN BUT I’M A STABLE GENIUS”

WHO writes the chyrons at CBS Bay Area? “Denfense”? “Nonimee”? Geez - there IS spell-check, you know…

ForbardStory's tweet image. WHO writes the chyrons at CBS Bay Area? “Denfense”? “Nonimee”? Geez - there IS spell-check, you know…

McDonald’s rolls out latest offering: the McTubby #DonaldMcDonald #McFelon #ElBlobbo

ForbardStory's tweet image. McDonald’s rolls out latest offering: the McTubby #DonaldMcDonald #McFelon #ElBlobbo

“Super-size Me Too” slotted for straight-to-video release… #McFelon

ForbardStory's tweet image. “Super-size Me Too” slotted for straight-to-video release… #McFelon

THIS JUST IN: McDonalds fires Hamburglar, reveals new spokesperson: The McFelon!

ForbardStory's tweet image. THIS JUST IN: McDonalds fires Hamburglar, reveals new spokesperson: The McFelon!

Gotta wonder when politics got so ‘Dog eat Don’ #HarrisTrumpDebate


Just watched the Harris/Trump debate. I haven’t seen that much baiting since “American Fisherman” went off the air. #HarrisTrumpDebate


Either ABC NEWS’ “This Week” needs to use spellcheck or there’s a whole dyslexic Mideast war being fought we haven’t heard about ##checktwicespellonce

ForbardStory's tweet image. Either ABC NEWS’ “This Week” needs to use spellcheck or there’s a whole dyslexic Mideast war being fought we haven’t heard about ##checktwicespellonce

Trump’s sh*tt*ng the bed at NABJ is the PERFECT analog to Joe Biden’s bad debate performance. Plus - Trump’s a stone racist, big surprise! #NABJ24


Since he’s avoided assassination maybe we should start calling Trump ‘TeFelonDon’ #TrumpTeflonFelon


I got convicted THIS much!…

ForbardStory's tweet image. I got convicted THIS much!…

Our Gloat-o-Meter just went nuclear…#TrumpVerdict


And now… the adjudicated rapist is a convicted felony fraudster. Congrats for continuing to evolve, Donald Trump!


Trump must be sick of winning. 1 Presidential election loss (so far), 2 impeachments, 3 pending trials & now 34 felony convictions. Oh - and now “The Apprentice” stuff is coming out… #MakeAmericaGroanAgain


The Trump hush money trial verdict eerily echoes the OJ Simpson murder verdict: both ‘sides’ were stunned by the speed of the verdict & it was met with utter joy or rage depending on which side you stood #trumpverdict #OJverdict


Yay! Donald Trump is the convict-iest President of all time! #trumpverdict


“We the jury find the defendant incredibly guilty, your honor.” #TheProducers #TrumpVerdict


The space between them is called the taint… #PeckerTrump

ForbardStory's tweet image. The space between them is called the taint… #PeckerTrump

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