Josh N. Kelly
@ForeignRobot
Actor living in Los Angeles. Coffee enthusiast. Netflix binger. Roommate to a wife and mini sheepadoodle.
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How did thousands of people watch #TigerKingNetflix and think it was a good idea to go visit G W Zoo?
I feel like you all forgot about a Old Town Road and it shows.
Friends, I’m so excited to share this with you. I’m so proud of it. I’ve been working with some amazing people for a long time to get this ready. I hope you will watch and enjoy on April 9th, 2020.
We finally have a launch date! 04/09/20. We’re so excited to share Empty Gestures with you. We think you’re going to like it. #WebSeries #EmptyGestures
I’m 28 years old and I still don’t know which adults I’m allowed to call by their first name.
There’s never been a moment in my life that I would turn down a tater tot.
I think we’re all going to end this quarantine with a 15 pound weight change. One way or the other. Some people are doing a push-up challenge. I’m eating snacks and staring at my phone.
Dear every company ever: No one cares about your coronavirus statement. Especially you, Sunglass Hut.
There’s a big difference between a booty call and a butt dial.
If everyone listens to the coronavirus advice and actually starts washing their hands, I’m going to invest in lotion companies.
I’m always afraid that the Postmates/DoorDash/Whatever drivers are going to judge my order.
Also while 4 bourbon deep last night, I bought my best friend a camping chair on Amazon. Not sure what that says about me.
My wife asked me for a puppy while I was 4 bourbons deep. Now she’s trying to hold me to my answer.
Fun fact: Political correctness is literally just being kind. That’s it.
The words “Family Size” printed on a bag of chips is the most affective insult I’ve ever received.
I’ve never even been in a house that had a real Christmas tree. I feel like Hallmark and ABC Family would be upset.
I once confided in a professor in college that a guy who was annoying me with the way he ate skittles every class. I almost dropped the class, but he was gone the next week. Pretty sure she kicked him out of her class. It was sociology and I think that is amazing.
I’m scared of the day my favorite bands from high school are played on classic rock stations.
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