Soapie.
@ForgetfulAsEver
Still can't figure out how to change her display name.
What do you mean it's been a month,
I just woke up from the best sleep of my entire life, oh my god.
I just woke up from the best sleep of my entire life, oh my god.
Just woke up after crashing and Venti's messaging me somehow, I think I've finally lost my mind.
I didn’t intend to go radio silent last night. Yesterday was just- A nightmare come true, and I- I’m not handling it well at all. To be entirely honest, I’m a complete and utter wreck right now. I don’t know what to do. I feel sick every time I think about how we found her.
We’ve gotten into K-9. We’re looking around now, here’s to hoping we find her alright. . -
So, uh- It’s been about an hour. . Venti hasn’t responded to any message, and every phone call I’ve tried to make keeps getting cut off. I’m headed out to K-9 to see if I can find her-
By "Knocked it off", I mean looked me dead in my eyes and swiped it off the countertop. Pantry knows what he did, and I don't think he regrets it.
Sorry for the absence there by the way, the Racoon broke my phone by knocking it off the counter.
Sorry for the absence there by the way, the Racoon broke my phone by knocking it off the counter.
Nobody snitch.
Hello employees, I would like to say that someone seems to have glued all the toilets closed in the bathrooms. If we could get someone to go check on that please. Thank you, BSI, Automated Assistant
Sophie Walten 22 years old (born 1960)
How do I explain to the night-shift cashier at this gas-station that I'm not out here filling jerrycans with Venti for a "bonfire", because he keeps asking for an invite. We're not going out getting drunk in the woods, 'David', we're lighting cars on fire.
Come on it's hilarious. Just get better.
Hello employees, I would like to say that someone seems to have glued all the toilets closed in the bathrooms. If we could get someone to go check on that please. Thank you, BSI, Automated Assistant
5 seconds head start, I'm chasing you down with a birthday cake to throw at you.
Hello employees, I would like to say that someone seems to have glued all the toilets closed in the bathrooms. If we could get someone to go check on that please. Thank you, BSI, Automated Assistant
Alright which one of you gave my goddamn LIGHTER a Wikipedia page?
Lots of fun. 🎉 Aside from nearly falling, y'know.
Hello employees, I would like to say that someone seems to have glued all the toilets closed in the bathrooms. If we could get someone to go check on that please. Thank you, BSI, Automated Assistant
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