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Don't risk your loops on bare metal. SaaS is the future of iteration! Put it in the cloud and break the loop!

#ProudToBeAFanOf Scala - the programming language of angels.


#sfgiants start their season soon. Home runs are the only good loops. Put it in the cloud, boys.


#ItsFunnyHowPeople hold on to old programming paradigms. Not funny haha. Funny uhoh.


Swapped #ripstick races for Foosball table but Dmitry is boycotting because Roger said #php might be ok for hobbyists.


#ImSoUsedToHearing "I spent for hours tracking down that bad for loop conditional."


#10ThingsYouHateToDo for(i=0;i<10;i++) write_end_user_documentation();


Sh*t Dmitry says: Our product is not naturally viral, but you could use it to write a virus.


Roger lost last night's Edward 40 Hands session so he gets to write the product documentation. #yolocoaster


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#Thereisadifferencebetween for loops and RESTful API-based iteration platforms. #winning


Listen up loopers: Forloop.ly is now self-hosting. No for loops in our code base! #yolocoaster


Big announcement from Forloop.ly today. Stay tuned! #forloops


As #stpatrick drove the snakes out of Ireland, we will drive the for loops out of software.


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I work just as hard on the weekends. This way, I will never have any regrets at the end of every week.


Roger's ironic #dodgeball team made it into the league semi-finals today. That is so Web 2.0. #WeWereCoolUntilYou


Got the number of #forloops in our code base down from 154 to 15 this week. #winning


Not sure how he did it, but Roger managed to lodge a tuna fish sandwich in our @github repository. #drunkenblackout


Forloop.ly HQ looks like a refugee camp this afternoon. Letting the team get some sleep so we can hack tonight.


Gin to @redbull should be 1:2 not 2:1. Major refactor today. Dmitry's stitches can come out in 2 weeks.


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