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Formerly Ryan

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An exceptional five year old.

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Just launched an Armchair GM’s dream tool Full offseason planning - Player contract restructuring - Free agents and estimated $$ - the best draft sim w player/pick trades Think you can rebuild your favorite team into a champion? Here’s your chance ⬇️ StickToTheModel.com/teams/be-a-gm

StickToTheModel's tweet image. Just launched an Armchair GM’s dream tool

Full offseason planning

- Player contract restructuring
- Free agents and estimated $$
- the best draft sim w player/pick trades

Think you can rebuild your favorite team into a champion?

Here’s your chance ⬇️
StickToTheModel.com/teams/be-a-gm

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They called me a madman

Who are you picking to win the AFC South this season?

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This is just objectively, obviously true, and any Republican official or conservative pundit who disagrees is lying to you.

SonnyBunch's tweet image. This is just objectively, obviously true, and any Republican official or conservative pundit who disagrees is lying to you.

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“was the Grink there?” listen, Jeremy, i know you’re not happy that your father and i have separated and i’ve begun seeing someone new, but you have to stop calling him “the Grink”. his name is Richard Grinklestein and he’s a good man, and he’s good to me


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It’s happening

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TRUMP: I DON’T KNOW IF WE WILL HAVE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP WITH ELON ANYMORE



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11k likes on literal antichrist theological argument

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Starting to think it's not actually 47-dimension chess that was somehow going to get foreign countries to replace our income tax, and is in fact economic illiteracy driving a faith-like devotion to shitty policy choices.

November 2024: Tariffs don't raise prices March 2025:

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March 2025:


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Richard Kind yelling “He’s in the Order of the Gash. An angel of some, a demon to others” about Butterball from HELLRAISER and Pete Davidson just losing it on #EverybodysLive absolute leveled me.


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Constitutional limits have meaning only if you must vote contrary to your desired end. Due process of law has meaning only if you must defend the rights of a person you believe to be guilty. Free speech has meaning only if you must protect the expression of ideas you oppose.


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No one at DOGE is going to be personally reviewing 2 million emails about what people did each week. Everyone in the government already has a supervisor they report to. This is a transparent effort to manufacture reasons to fire people because their Fork offer got low results.

The latest message from Elon Musk to federal employees. This comes after President Trump posted that he wanted Elon to get more aggressive.

yashar's tweet image. The latest message from Elon Musk to federal employees. 

This comes after President Trump posted that he wanted Elon to get more aggressive.


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Hope the guys making this thing are recording a bunch of increasingly ominous audio logs about the process onto individual USB sticks and scattering them around the facility

Protoclone, the world's first bipedal, musculoskeletal android.



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Ukraine did not start the war with Russia. I'm on the right, don't love either country...but just refuse to lie at this level.


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These are not "deep state" hacks. These are people who, in your mind, you hoped and envisioned doing this necessary work for the government. This is not "Resistance" theatrics. This is the hard old guard saying "there are lines no man in our work can cross with conscience."

Hagan Scotten served three tours of duty as a Special Forces officer in Iraq, won two Bronze Stars, then came home, went to Harvard Law, and clerked for John Roberts. And we're losing him as a federal prosecutor because Trump wanted to cut a deal with Eric Adams. Travesty.



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Ok everyone needs to calm down a bit

ESPN’s Benjamin Solak faces backlash for Josh Allen criticism ow.ly/xoU1105Y0L0



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In honor of the AFC Championship Game… this is still the best teaser I’ve ever seen.

From CBS Sports

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Weirdly I’ve never been caught making a gesture that people had to debate being a Nazi salute or not. Guess I’m just built different.


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.@mulaney says his substance abuse issues were there in his comedy from the beginning, if anybody happened to look: “I very much tried to tell everyone.” 🔗: gq.visitlink.me/RQjkT9

GQMagazine's tweet image. .@mulaney says his substance abuse issues were there in his comedy from the beginning, if anybody happened to look: “I very much tried to tell everyone.”

🔗: gq.visitlink.me/RQjkT9

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Doug was ready to prove Trevor Lawrence as the problem when clearly it’s the other way around. 3 interceptions & the offense puts up 144 total yards 💀


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