Forrest Deviney
@ForrestDeviney
Husband, aspiring pastor, amateur theologian, beer nerd, food enthusiast, and expert bear wrestler. That about sums me up
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"Prayer is an art that only the Holy Spirit can teach us."- Charles Surgeon #newroomconf
My wife bought a $60 pillow. Apparently, this $60 pillow is decorative and I'm not allowed to use it as a pillow. Huh?
It's Back to School Sunday. We're giving kids kazoos, candy and Little Debbie snacks at church. Parents will LOVE us.
Hey folks at #scjumc, I saw that Ruben Saenz was elected (which is fantastic news!), any word on the other two bishops we need to elect?
"Don't worry about getting your prayers accurate, get them intimate."- Rev. Andrew Forrest
A pre-election encouraging question: Hasn't God chosen this world to be at last the Kingdom of his Son?
9 baptisms this morning for a total of 43 in 2016 so far. Great things are happening here!
Today's agenda: go to beach, go to DCOM interview, maybe go to the aquarium. One of these things is not like the others...
Trump Fires Back After Bible Accuses Him Of Not Being Christian babylonbee.com/news/trump-fir…
I'm buying actual CD's right now. As in discs that have music stored on them. This is weird...
It's gotta be some kind of bad omen when your coworker brings her dog to work and it promptly poops in the sanctuary #churchjob
Item #1 on the church staff meeting agenda this week will be addressing the sub-par coffee served this week #wecandobetter
Why is Animal Planet playing shows about ghosts? C'mon people...
Walked into the church office to see a flatscreen TV and DVD player. Is it movie day at work?
Mountain Climber Recovering After Decision To Let Go And Let God babylonbee.com/news/mountain-… via @thebabylonbee
On Mondays we pray. We invite you to pray together for the #UMC today. Hit "quote tweet" &share your prayer for the church. #UMCGC #PrayUMC
Earlier tweet about baptisms said "sin's" when it should have said "since". It kinda still works...
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