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carp appeared and tossed the wallet back and forth. "Well, boys," said the Scout leader, "you've just seen a rare case of (3/4)


carp jumped, grabbed the wallet and tossed it to another carp. Then that carp passed it to another carp, and all over the river (2/4)


(SPORTS) A boy scout troop went on a hike. Crossing over a stream, one of the boys dropped his wallet into the water. Suddenly a (1/4)


"Because I could not stop for Death" by Emily Dickinson (2/2)


(PORTAL) Because I could not stop for Death, He kindly stopped for me; The cube had food and maybe ammo. And immortality. Parody of (1/2)


-- Stuart Keate (2/2)


(ETHNIC) In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations -- it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. (1/2)


a dead shark. -- Woody Allen (2/2)


(LOVE) I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. Well, what we have on our hands here is (1/2)


environment and to their own physiology: when this occurs, they are an endangered species. -- Thomas K. Connellan (2/2)


(DEFINITIONS) Brontosaurus Principle: Organizations can grow faster than their brains can manage them in relation to their (1/2)


Carrol, "Alice in Wonderland" (3/3)


cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spreads his claws, And welcomes little fishes in, With gently smiling jaws! -- Lewis (2/3)


(SONGS-POEMS) How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale! How (1/3)


out, I myself have had to change banks having filled the first one up. (alt.fan.pratchett) (2/2)


(DISCWORLD) I don't think I've ever been critical of the money Douglas Adams makes, especially since, as has been tactfully pointed (1/2)


(MEDICINE) "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Did you ever see a doctor?" "No, just spots."


settlement anyway. -- Dave Barry (6/6)


which is not directly responsible in this case, but which is feeling so guilty that it would probably send you a large cash (5/6)


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