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carp appeared and tossed the wallet back and forth. "Well, boys," said the Scout leader, "you've just seen a rare case of (3/4)
carp jumped, grabbed the wallet and tossed it to another carp. Then that carp passed it to another carp, and all over the river (2/4)
(SPORTS) A boy scout troop went on a hike. Crossing over a stream, one of the boys dropped his wallet into the water. Suddenly a (1/4)
"Because I could not stop for Death" by Emily Dickinson (2/2)
(PORTAL) Because I could not stop for Death, He kindly stopped for me; The cube had food and maybe ammo. And immortality. Parody of (1/2)
(ETHNIC) In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations -- it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. (1/2)
(LOVE) I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. Well, what we have on our hands here is (1/2)
environment and to their own physiology: when this occurs, they are an endangered species. -- Thomas K. Connellan (2/2)
(DEFINITIONS) Brontosaurus Principle: Organizations can grow faster than their brains can manage them in relation to their (1/2)
cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spreads his claws, And welcomes little fishes in, With gently smiling jaws! -- Lewis (2/3)
(SONGS-POEMS) How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale! How (1/3)
out, I myself have had to change banks having filled the first one up. (alt.fan.pratchett) (2/2)
(DISCWORLD) I don't think I've ever been critical of the money Douglas Adams makes, especially since, as has been tactfully pointed (1/2)
(MEDICINE) "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Did you ever see a doctor?" "No, just spots."
which is not directly responsible in this case, but which is feeling so guilty that it would probably send you a large cash (5/6)
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- 2. Good Friday N/A
- 3. MARÍA CORINA ESTORBO N/A
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- 5. BTS IS BACK N/A
- 6. #BTSxGQMagazine N/A
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- 8. Happy Friyay N/A
- 9. #FridayMorning N/A
- 10. #Friday13th N/A
- 11. Brent N/A
- 12. Arson N/A
- 13. #13Feb N/A
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- 15. Crew-12 N/A
- 16. Jill Scott N/A
- 17. JASPER KINDLED FIRSTRISE N/A
- 18. Goldman Sachs N/A
- 19. Finland N/A
- 20. International Space Station N/A
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