Patsy Stone
@FourLetterPatsy
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WHAT AN INCREDIBLE ASSHOLE. This is an elected official. An embarrassment to the good people of Canada and Cuba. OH! And Texas, I guess.
Managing a “gentleman’s club” near the airport. In Newark.
If Trump had not inherited wealth from his father, what would he be doing right now?
Imagine being this much of a twat
Just wait until Whoopi endorses Hunter Biden for attorney general. He actually has experience with crime.
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“The Lord hates these seven things: eyes that show pride, tongues that tell lies, hands that kill innocent people, hearts that plan evil things to do, feet that run to do evil, witnesses in court who tell lies, and anyone who causes family members to fight.” Proverbs 6:16-19
We talked about how long we’d been friends and doing standup at places like Cobb’s…it was really easy to talk to Bob. I wish I were not his final guest and I wish there were more to come from him. Thank you, Bob. Full: youtube.com/watch?v=eATpZf…
Pay your taxes
Imagine thinking this is witty
If @AlisonWeirBooks uses the word “niceties” just ONE more time in her #ThePrincesInTheTower, I shall refuse to finish it. “However, Richard had no time for such niceties,” can only be stated so many times.
I find that if one familiarizes one’s self with more antiquated language, one can jolly well call any fopdoodle a fragrant man-swine if one wishes, without fear of censorship
It’s times like these we realize what’s really important. I do recognize the irony in that I am posting this while my flatiron is heating.
They’re very upset that atheists and satanists have replied— as though atheists and satanists aren’t also citizens
What do we want? Hermès Jardin sur le Nil and Chanel Sycomore! What do we want to do with them? LAYER! For some reason my protest chat has heretofore been ill-received.
Has it occurred to anyone that if Monica Lewinsky had swallowed, Hillary Clinton would be the President of the United States today?
Where would @IvankaTrump be without her #fake tits, chin, nose, and cheekbones? Hint: not at the White House.
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