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❝ 𝘖𝘏 , 𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘞𝘌 𝘋𝘖𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘊𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏𝘗𝘏𝘙𝘈𝘚𝘌𝘚.ᐣ 𝘔𝘐𝘕𝘌 𝘊𝘈𝘕 𝘉𝘌 ‘ 𝘕𝘖𝘞 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘚𝘌𝘌 𝘔𝘌 . . . 𝘕𝘖𝘞 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘚𝘌𝘌 𝘛𝘞𝘖 𝘖𝘍 𝘔𝘌 ’.ᐟ ❞
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˗ˏˋू 𝙍𝙐𝘿𝙔 𝙒𝘼𝘿𝙀 ु ˎˊ˗
❝ i'm more of an E.T. man, me. i fuckin' love that little cunt .ᐟ ❞
🟦: I see Rudy,i was missing him!
"can you behave?" yes, if i wanted to. but this is so much funnier
skal. sorry @ kol that the first tweet you'll see is about a huge toilet clogging shit /silly
“Everything is about surgery! If I don't have surgery, I don't have anything.”
just took such a huge shit i'm actually terrified of flushing it because it / will / clog up the entire toilet .
i’d bleed for anything if it held me the right way.
“ oooh , don't have to ask me twice — well .. i guess technically you do when the other me's around . ”
■ 𝐍𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍 ㅤᯬ 𝑐𝑜𝑓𝑓𝑒 𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑡◝ ᯬ 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑏𝑖𝑔 𝑔𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑛 𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑣𝑖𝑣𝑒◝ ﹔" 𝒊 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒅𝒐 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒚 𝒅𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 " ☁︎ 𝑀𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑣𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑠
“ you better be cheering us on during every show . ” he's joking , of course . rudy doesn't have the attention span to actually commit to being a full time professional comedian .
“ you know what .ᐣ not a bad idea , actually . ”
“ yeah .ᐣ what's his name .ᐣ is he funnier than me .ᐣ nah , that's impossible . ”
" i know another dude what he probably be comedian too,you two can form a dinamic dúo "
“ i'd probably absolutely kill it as a comedian — it's a lot of hard work though . ”
skal. i'm gonna be super busy for a while, but will try & check in from time to time, i promise i won't abandon this account 🙂↕️
skal. i'll respond to this somewhere next week 🫶🏼 i'm with my parents + suffering (time of the month, the cramps are trying to end me fr 🥲)
" No one can take away how funny you are,mate " Kelly said smiling and shaking her head slightly
"When I see Nathan and Simon kissing, I'll act surprised"
the theory of how many painkillers does it take to get absolutely batshit high .
skal. kelly: simon & nathan are such a handful rudy:
" Wonderful now i have Rudy and Nathan wanting take 5 painkillers at the same time NEXT TIME,SIMON SHUT UP "
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