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Duck Supremacist

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Maybe the real pandemic is the government we made along the way


Trumpbot 2.4 is almost ready

The future is now, ladies!



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Anyone want to take a guess at the proposed solution? Starts with a T….

The Gulf Stream is near collapse, scientists warn — inviting a new ice age and rising sea levels trib.al/tJFl1sI

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Duck the police

He's lucky she didn't shoot him



So this is what @TheRealJoshBaer sees up in Canada

Did you see the Aurora?

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Never letting @TheCensoredRock borrow my measuring tape ever again...

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I want him

From Chidimma

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I’m starting to think the government doesn’t have the best interest of the American people in mind


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My kids are getting to be the age where they see their friends getting tablets at similar ages (5) and they’re starting to ask us why they don’t get tablets and I just tell them “mommy and daddy don’t want you to be a zograped goyslave trooning out on the internet sweetie.”


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So it’s 1779, and this absolute lunatic named John Paul Jones decides he hasn’t pissed off the British Navy enough. He’s sailing a busted old French ship called the Bonhomme Richard which roughly translates to “Good Ol’ Dick.” He runs into the HMS Serapis, a proper British…

MikeyDiMercurio's tweet image. So it’s 1779, and this absolute lunatic named John Paul Jones decides he hasn’t pissed off the British Navy enough.

He’s sailing a busted old French ship called the Bonhomme Richard which roughly translates to “Good Ol’ Dick.”

He runs into the HMS Serapis, a proper British…

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That time the Black Panther stole Captain America's bike


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Just financed a McRib for five years at a reasonable interest rate. Thank you, President Trump!


This one simple trick can get you places

Just grab it and pull

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