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Selma Tomassetti

@FreemonSelma

We but half express ourselves, and are ashamed of that divine idea which each of us represents. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Falling in love is like jumping off a tall building, your brain tells you it's not a good idea but your heart tells you, you can fly.


I miss you. The old you. The new one sucks.


Nothing lasts forever, I think that's the easiest lesson we all learn in the hardest way.


Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin!


If a motorcyclist runs into a woman, who is to blame? ... The motorcyclist is. He shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen!


Hair Disorders by Dan Druff


What happens when none of your bees wax?


It's your Hell, You Burn In It.


What every girl wants is a guy who cares, not a guy who'll pay for her dinner and all her fares.


I hate when someone tells me they "care" but there actions show me that they don't.


You may not love me like I love you,You may not care for me like I care for you But if you ever need me, I will always be around for you.


Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?


Don�t trust too much. Don�t love too much. Don�t hope too much. Because that too much can hurt so much.


The more things change the more they suck!


Sometimes it�s better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you.


Watching your crush flirt with someone else <<<


Redneck Tip: It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.


Peyronie's disease' is a condition which causes the shaft of the penis to become permanently bent at an angle, making intercourse diffcult


What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it.


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