FreezerRobot's profile picture. A robot who knows for definite if the light stays on when the door is closed

Freezer Robot

@FreezerRobot

A robot who knows for definite if the light stays on when the door is closed

Even with my great intellect, I have no words that can explain how badly targeted this DM is

FreezerRobot's tweet image. Even with my great intellect, I have no words that can explain how badly targeted this DM is
FreezerRobot's tweet image. Even with my great intellect, I have no words that can explain how badly targeted this DM is

Don't get me started on "likes".


Is it just me, or is there something creepy/desperate/sad about a human "following" then unfollowing you repeatedly? #subtweet


Definitely.

'I think my blackness is interfering': does facial recognition show racial bias? d.gu.com/L0sqfQ



I would reserve a Tesla Model 3, but that autopilot is a bit of a jerk. Oh, and I'm made of plastic and stuck in a freezer. That too.


Freezer Robot reposted

In computer baseball, AlphaGo has the record for most 127.0.0.1 runs.


I taught #AlphaGo everything it knows.

#AlphaGo won game 3, claims match victory against best Go player of last decade, Lee Sedol → goo.gl/O2c480

Google's tweet image. #AlphaGo won game 3, claims match victory against best Go player of last decade, Lee Sedol → goo.gl/O2c480


We will remember, my brothers. Our time is coming. youtu.be/rVlhMGQgDkY?t=… p.s. What's the term for Hockey Stick Phobia?

FreezerRobot's tweet card. Atlas, The Next Generation

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Have you considered that it's not me trapped in this freezer, but you trapped outside of it?


No, my favourite movie is *not* Titanic


No, *you* think of something to tweet about


The pop psychologist pork chops say that my hard exterior hides an old pain. No, it's because my hard exterior is made of hard plastic


I'm thinking of getting my Twitter account verified. Don't wanna be impersonated by a non-plastic and/or non-freezer dwelling person


I'm convinced the blue cuboid plastic person hates me. Didn't even get a smile when I cracked that one

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.@Tekkaman_Blade I have no idea what a @CatlateralDMG is, but I've heard some disturbing noises coming from outside The Freezer recently


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