Aaron From Mobil
@FromMobil
if you get offended by my tweets then why did you follow? I live without a stick up my ass, so enjoy and let me follow more people
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First joke of 2020, and the decade: “your froad has a chode.”
When I fart they call me water vapor, because I’m always in a gaseous state.🤢
That moment when you see a bug on you in the shower, but it’s just your nipple..
I fucking hate Logan Paul, but his maverick hoodie is dope.
You wanna know something that really ovulates my ovaries, when someone who physically appears unhealthy drinks Mountain Dew. It’s like gross, don’t do that, yucky
For All Guys Going On Twitter, Serve and Respect Woman. Her Arm Caught in Korea!
Anyone who puts their name on this list is a fucking idiot.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary I definitely don’t know. But duck yeah
No wonder this episode never aired 😅😅💀
Sitting and drinking water, trying to pee, but lord behold I can’t pee in a fucking cup. Someone come get me some pee. I can’t sit around any longer. I can’t pee, what’s wrong with me
Women: can I get an A-bor-shun Alabama: no Women: but I got raped Alabama: well he’ll be fined, and then we’ll fine you for more than your rapist, And 99 years of imprisonment Men: that sounds good to me.
Can we please make America Legally Blonde 2 Red, white & blonde
Does anyone else just not go to sleep because they’re more scared of not waking up than being tired?
Y’all be thinking anime is some Monster Musume shit, but I’d like to see those people sit down and watch kakegurui, black butler, death note, Ellen lied, or attack on titan and still think anime is some cute hentai fetish.
Recent studies have shown that crying on your left side boosts your intelligence, while crying on your right side does the opposite. Turns out I’m below average intelligence. Da-duuuurrr deee-DUH
United States Xu hướng
- 1. Verizon N/A
- 2. Chukwueze N/A
- 3. Nigeria N/A
- 4. The Jupiter N/A
- 5. Dante Moore N/A
- 6. Morocco N/A
- 7. #AFCON2025 N/A
- 8. Kratos N/A
- 9. Real Madrid N/A
- 10. Albacete N/A
- 11. FINALLY DID IT N/A
- 12. T-Mobile N/A
- 13. J Cole N/A
- 14. Internal N/A
- 15. #NIGMOR N/A
- 16. Calvin Bassey N/A
- 17. Arbeloa N/A
- 18. Ranger N/A
- 19. Sanchez N/A
- 20. Thor N/A
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