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Mateo

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just got diagnosed as a stupid fucking idiot who ruins everything


Why is it so hard to source LSD nowadays ::


Selling 1 Leeds festival ticket 😆


Poo pooo


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i actually can’t think of a faster way to get cheated on

Men should communicate how unhappy they are as much as women.



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I would say people not being able to afford food is actually the best excuse for shoplifting

The cost of living crisis is "no excuse" for a rise in shoplifting, the policing minister has told Sky News, because the UK's benefits system is "very generous". Read more 🔗 trib.al/QY4M0a9



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About to hustle like I got a baby on the way next year. 😭


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when she's telling you specific story about her night out & all of a sudden everybody non-binary


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Date someone you’re physically attracted to cause they will annoy you at some point, & when they annoy you, at least you will be looking at someone who is fine. Someone who is not fine to you will just make you even ANGRIER

Unpopular dating opinions that would get you in this position???

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I wanna eat olives


Who’s at king 810 // nasty tomorrow 😀


Whenever I get stressed out I get a cold sore 😴


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The devil wants you to watch porn, have meaningless sex, stay poor, be irresponsible, smoke weed every day, indulge in garbage food, get depressed, not find love, not be loved by anyone, never have kids, reject your nature, live a sad life, and die a lonely death.


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if my gf asks for a bite of my food I’d give her my whole plate and $20 for her troubles

She thinks she is sleek. Why do women do this?



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