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Jake Rupp

@Fuck_Jake

I wish i had 0 followers so I could talk to myself.

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There's hell to pay, but the devil doesn't take checks.


Unlike the homogeneous clones, I'm into earth tones, birth stones, and erogenous zones.


Vacation with a coon hunt, you be like hey.


The best revenge is massive success. –Frank Sinatra


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When someone dies, they have 7 minutes of brain activity left. It’s the mind playing back the person’s memories in a dream sequence.


I don't think anyone will ever understand me. Honestly, I don't even understand me. Good luck trying to figure me out.


Got my first compliment over what I've been trying to achieve. Feels damn good.


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Canada's olympic team has an exclusive beer fridge

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I hate when Paul from my class is gone, that means I'm stuck with the talkative idiot Jason.


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Beer or chocolate milk is better for you than water after working out


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Do they teach Yoga in college now? I would for sure sign up for the ladies in that class. #pimpinjoy


Mountain got rained out. Decided to go to Breck. Not a bad idea.

Fuck_Jake's tweet image. Mountain got rained out. Decided to go to Breck. Not a bad idea.

When this day comes you'll realize and I'll just sit back and laugh. Until then, this masterminded plan will go unnoticed.


Apparently my tweet offended some people last night. Don't care. If you're offended unfollow me…


@TheShimNasty hahaha that's pretty funny


I hear they can't cremate Joan Rivers… too much plastic. #RIPJoanRivers


This can be applied to anyone. Some of the best advice I've ever been given.

Fuck_Jake's tweet image. This can be applied to anyone. Some of the best advice I've ever been given.

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