Fuckbag the Magician
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🚨EXCLUSIVE: Rogers laid off 1000+ call center workers—after secretly using them to train the AI that would replace them. Workers say they were silenced, overworked, underpaid, and discarded. This wasn’t cost-cutting. It was a calculated corporate execution.
He hides behind a religious 'folksy' 'nice guy's facade, but his conduct during the pandemic was deeply despicable. Damaging countless lives by smearing scientists who disagreed and creating a false consensus for the media. It un-does any of his accomplishments 100 times.
🚨 Former NIH Director Francis Collins is SINGING at an anti-Trump rally.
Just a reminder that universities did this and have never apologized or paid any price His job: medical ethicist
When I told you a month ago that I would bring down the government, I lied. This "one more bill" talk is just to butter you up to the idea that I'm going to keep the Liberals in power indefinitely. I'm a lying hypocrite.
This is good CDC said we should mask 2 year olds w cloth masks WHO said we should mask 6 year olds w cloth masks Neither group ran a single prospective study in kids There are a lot of idiots whose salary we already pay, we don't need to pay for more idiots across the pond
Another Stop Work Order that further disables core health functions for the US. US work with WHO is constant and essential to America’s health. 🧵 apnews.com/article/cdc-wh…
Exactly right. When the CDC added this, I wrote op-eds saying it was going to lead to a backlash, and now people are surprised there's a backlash. Covid-19 vaccines should not be a part of childhood immunization schedule. That was a shameless money grab.
The CDC adding the Covid vaccine to the childhood vaccine schedule in 2024 inevitably sews doubt in the rest of the schedule. Public health deserves that doubt after their demonstrable failures and maybe RFK can fix that so we don't all look like assholes moving forward
Magic crosses all languages, cultures and generations. This is lovely.
The drag queens got a tough row to hoe of they’re gonna keep pace with the church. Disgusting…
How anyone can still contribute money to this church is beyond my ken.
Magician friend said last night “ the books open for her the same as they do everyone else”. Damn. It’s so true. Only thing stopping you is the will to read it. Or, that crippling hang over from the gig last night
Bring me a thump tip, linking rings and the head of alfredo garcia. It’s been a week.
I once got someone pregnant on a pull out couch. The fucking irony
Cop neighbour says his warm up is my work out. Yea. Well. My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning so fuck you.
I found classified documents in my drawer box
Never wanted an engagement ring or wedding ring. I was always happy with my onion rings
I should be David Copperfields on stage hype man. “ yo yo, you ready? Even phoning it in he’s still the best show on the strip….” I’ll work on it then pitch it
As I stuff my rubber chicken’s ass full of props I ask myself what the Spanish school might think
I’m bidding on a very rare photograph of Chriss Angel not talking about Chriss Angel
My birthstone is Crystal meth. What y’all expect of me for god sake
Kaufmans almanac always got winter weather wrong
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