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I would love to trick somebody while wearing a disguise of myself, and then pull off the disguise to reveal it's been me under there all a long.


Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop? Whoever did it will be found out and held accountable.


If you try to stop me, I will snot all over the place


Well, time to shave this big giant bush off. Who's hungry?


Bequeath me those cheeks


It's what you've got on the INSIDE that counts. This is generally bad news


Allegations Of Sexual Misconduct Street


Well hey there, my son of a bitch!


I hope this email finds you to death


LISTEN UP LIBERAL! I wandered off at the grocery store and can't find mom.


Wow, bad ass! (derogatory)


Molestos used: Finishing Touch! It's super effective


Inside of me are two wolves, and they really hate when I go jogging


I like the way gay guys say the word "seeds"


Shit, phooey and fuck: the holy trinity of not being able to FIND MY DAMN PANTS


Feels like Christmas spirit is at a low right now


Every time I pee I blink a lot so that it looks like an old toilet movie to me


I don't even know what day it is but it's probably one of the popular ones


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