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If you want to laugh hard, connect with me. I tweet whatever I find funny and amusing......
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I may not agree with what you have to say but I will defend to the death your right to say it
If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second. Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husband: A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband: Wait a second!
The cops came to my house claiming my dog had chased someone on a bike. I told those idiots my dog doesn't have a bike.
My internet wasn't working yesterday... I think my neighbors forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible of them.
“Let’s eat Grandma” or “Let’s eat, Grandma”- Punctuation saves lives.
Best breakup line ever: Boy: "Wanna see a magic trick?" Girl: "Sure." Boy: "POOF, you're single!"
Dear Heart {❤} , Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that's it...
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