Function Health

@function

One mission—100 healthy years. Access 160+ lab tests, advanced imaging, and expert insights.

tap.bio/@FunctionHealth

Joined May 2021

2KPosts 21KFollowers 7Following

You might like

@truemed

@ryanmouquegolf

@Levels

@r0wie_eth

@urvashisarkar07

@alnamas_news

@GideonA84842862

@SamCorcos

@grinich

@eglyman

@zohaibahmed

@ScottDSandell

@ayushjaiswal

@sentientism

@MarcAtiyeh

Pinned

Function Health

@function

Nov 20

A new price. The same depth of data—now $365 a year. That’s $1/day for more hikes, more hugs, and to unlock more healthy years. functionhealth.com

function's tweet image. A new price. The same depth of data—now $365 a year. That’s $1/day for more hikes, more hugs, and to unlock more healthy years. functionhealth.com

Function Health

@function

3 h

What’s your listening age vs. biological age? One shows your taste. One shows your trajectory. Drop them below. ⬇️

Spotify

@Spotify

7 h

Are you unc? Show us your listening age. #spotifywrapped

Naz Perez sits down with @drmarkhyman to explore what Function represents. After nearly four decades in medicine, Mark has seen how many people can miss early signals simply because they didn’t have access to the lab tests that could reveal them. Making 160+ lab tests available…

Function Health

@function

24 h

True Story: Guhan, Function member since 2025. Standard lipid panels don’t usually test for lipoprotein(a), a genetic biomarker that’s linked to higher heart risk. Function flagged it. When our engineer Guhan found out his Lp(a) levels were elevated, he took charge of his…

Function Health

@function

Dec 2

Function was just named to @Inc’s Best in Business list for the second year in a row. But this isn’t just our win. It’s for the people demanding more from their health—those seeking answers before symptoms and choosing action over uncertainty. To our members: Thank you for…

Function Health reposted

Wiz 👨‍🚀

@WizLikeWizard

Dec 1

In case you missed it, @Function just announced a $298M Series B at a $2.5B valuation from Redpoint, a16z, Spacecadet, and many others. Huge congrats to @swerdlin, @drmarkhyman, @pranithapat, and the entire Function team for building what is quickly becoming the operating system…

WizLikeWizard's tweet image. In case you missed it, @Function just announced a $298M Series B at a $2.5B valuation from Redpoint, a16z, Spacecadet, and many others. Huge congrats to @swerdlin, @drmarkhyman, @pranithapat, and the entire Function team for building what is quickly becoming the operating system…

Function Health reposted

Jonathan Swerdlin

@swerdlin

Dec 1

Hanging out with friends @jordihays and @johncoogan today on @tbpn. We dive into how @function is now just $1/day, and the new standard of health that is 100x more powerful than the status quo. Tune in!

TBPN

@tbpn

Dec 1

Happy Monday. On today’s show: – @dylan522p (SemiAnalysis) – @RoKhanna (CA Congressman) – @swerdlin (Function Health) – @c_valenzuelab (Runway) – @benhylak (Raindrop) – @vincentweisser (Prime Intellect) See you on the stream.

Function Health

@function

Dec 1

This Cyber Monday, give the gift that tops all other gifts. Because with Function, you’re giving someone the chance to take control of their health, and live as long as they intend. functionhealth.com/gifting

function's tweet image. This Cyber Monday, give the gift that tops all other gifts. Because with Function, you’re giving someone the chance to take control of their health, and live as long as they intend.

functionhealth.com/gifting

Function Health reposted

Jeff Dean

@JeffDean

Nov 30

For those who are interested, Function Health offers a wealth of interesting health-related data (could make a good gift for the health-data-intrigued in your family or friend circles).

Function Health

@function

Nov 20

A new price. The same depth of data—now $365 a year. That’s $1/day for more hikes, more hugs, and to unlock more healthy years. functionhealth.com

Function Health

@function

Nov 29

Gift health, not stuff. Just $365—$1 per day. FunctionHealth.com/gift Share this with the 3 people you want to make more memories with.

Function Health

@function

Nov 29

Gift health, not stuff. Just $365—$1 per day.

Function Health reposted

Hersh Desai

@Hersh_Desai

Nov 28

You can only manage what you measure and would strongly recommend @function to people interested in improving their health - now at a lower price!

Function Health

@function

Nov 20

A new price. The same depth of data—now $365 a year. That’s $1/day for more hikes, more hugs, and to unlock more healthy years. functionhealth.com

Function Health

@function

Nov 28

If you could give a gift that could potentially save your loved one’s life, wouldn’t you want to? This Black Friday, skip the stuff. Gift health, with Function. my.functionhealth.com/gifting

Function Health reposted

Ryan Hoover

@rrhoover

Nov 28

Highly recommend gifting a membership for your family this holiday. I did and learned my mom is biologically ~20 years (!!!) younger than her actual age.

Function Health

@function

Nov 28

This Black Friday, we invite you to throw out the wish lists, ignore the deals, and avoid the chaos. Because at the end of the day, it’s all just for more useless stuff. Instead, gift something worthwhile. Gift something life-changing. Gift health. Send someone you love the…