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@FunkyNotSoo

Looking for love, you don't even have to be fit, i'll take anything, try me.

Had to hide under the duvet last night to have a wank since the team were round watching mania #dangerwank #hardforJericho


Got no food in, gutted. Looks like cocaine and vodka for tea #rolemodel #pressedapplejuice


Kim and Aggie came round earlier, found a cure for AIDS in my bedsheets. Who knew?! #tidyuptime #pressedapplejuice


Might stick the Mighty Ducks on and watch @NotDowey destroy those Polish cunts #ducksflytogether #pressedapplejuice


Shame there's no Tuesday Night Raw, could have done with a wank tonight since the council have fucked up my payments again :( #chrisjericho


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@ShadyOnToast I'm just surprised the perfectly sighted lion haven't sacked me for being lazy yet


I'll have to upload some of my amazing photoshopped pics, i even manage to make my kid look like he's mine #sluttymummy #pressedapplejuice


Best not go to blind tiger tomorrow night, at least 14 girls will blame me for the chlamydia, plus they don't do #pressedapplejuice


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