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Cherish yesterday - plan for tomorrow - live today 🥂 🤍

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That thing way day your mind, no be me go talk am



In another universe Harry Kane would be a among the greatest playmaker of all time if he played as a midfielder

When England mastered the counterattack 🔥🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿



No use this brain cross road o, Ichie wey no get sense 😂


The funny things is when you realise this interrogator Jack Flower is a parody of Jack Bauer from the 24 Series. Where is the target = Where is the Bomb!!! 😂😂...Boondocks is a gem

The running start is diabolical 😭



The way some of you think you are smart yet say foolish things is outstanding. You not a footballer yet talk about football. Not in politics yet talk about it, not a scientist yet talk about science, not in US yet discuss about Trump. But Marriage is where you draw the line... 🤡

Any man that has something to say about marriage but isn't married is an ignorant fool that shouldn't be taken seriously. It's better you listen to a divorced man who failed in his marriage than a single man that offers nothing but TALKS!



I really don't care what you do for a living. If you can afford to run generator 24/7 then You can afford solar inverter. This is double pollution of noise and air. In 2026 you can't be this wasteful of resources. If you still insist of running gen then do it with sound proof

Woman cries out after her neighbor has been constantly running his generator for over two years. Recently, he’s had it on nonstop for 12 straight days, and the loud noise has made it impossible for her to sleep or rest🚶‍♂️



That means na you dey boot by 2026

N400 per litre fuel no fit stay for boot sha.

ynfela's tweet image. N400 per litre fuel no fit stay for boot sha.


Don J you have the money and for someone in your line of business constant Internet is a must. So get Starlink as 1st choice for fastest Internet and bandwidth. Fibre one as backup since its directly connected through Lan wire it's not affected by weather. MTN as 2nd backup

Abeg what’s the fastest and most reliable internet to use now in Lagos? Don’t say Starlink.



It's awesome to see a fan that watches football with his eyes and not bias

RONALDO VS MESSI 1V1 FACE OFF WHO WINS?



Negreira case and now this thier clown fans have the guts to speak about Refree favouring other teams 😂🤡

🚨🚨 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Barcelona president Joan Laporta has been CHARGED in a €100,000 fraud case. This is the THIRD TIME he has been investigated for alleged fraud. 😳 [@DeadlineDayLive]

TheMatchdayHQ's tweet image. 🚨🚨 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Barcelona president Joan Laporta has been CHARGED in a €100,000 fraud case. This is the THIRD TIME he has been investigated for alleged fraud. 😳

[@DeadlineDayLive]


You are beautiful don't mind them 💅💯

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Flaunting what men call “insecurity”🤩

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Poor Brokelona for a reason 😂😂😂

🚨🚨🗣️ Is it true that Barcelona asked you to stop scoring goals in order to not pay a bonus to Bayern Münich? Lewandowski: "There are some things that I don't want to speak about. I respect FC Barcelona, and everyone who works there." "I was aware of the club situation. Many…

ManagingBarca's tweet image. 🚨🚨🗣️ Is it true that Barcelona asked you to stop scoring goals in order to not pay a bonus to Bayern Münich?

Lewandowski: "There are some things that I don't want to speak about. I respect FC Barcelona, and everyone who works there."

"I was aware of the club situation. Many…
ManagingBarca's tweet image. 🚨🚨🗣️ Is it true that Barcelona asked you to stop scoring goals in order to not pay a bonus to Bayern Münich?

Lewandowski: "There are some things that I don't want to speak about. I respect FC Barcelona, and everyone who works there."

"I was aware of the club situation. Many…


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This is the same reason they didn’t campaign for Raphinha to win the Ballon D’or😭 Poverty is a curse 💔

the_marcoliboy's tweet image. This is the same reason they didn’t campaign for Raphinha to win the Ballon D’or😭 Poverty is a curse 💔

🚨🚨🗣️ Is it true that Barcelona asked you to stop scoring goals in order to not pay a bonus to Bayern Münich? Lewandowski: "There are some things that I don't want to speak about. I respect FC Barcelona, and everyone who works there." "I was aware of the club situation. Many…

ManagingBarca's tweet image. 🚨🚨🗣️ Is it true that Barcelona asked you to stop scoring goals in order to not pay a bonus to Bayern Münich?

Lewandowski: "There are some things that I don't want to speak about. I respect FC Barcelona, and everyone who works there."

"I was aware of the club situation. Many…
ManagingBarca's tweet image. 🚨🚨🗣️ Is it true that Barcelona asked you to stop scoring goals in order to not pay a bonus to Bayern Münich?

Lewandowski: "There are some things that I don't want to speak about. I respect FC Barcelona, and everyone who works there."

"I was aware of the club situation. Many…


This man at every Miss Nigeria event

Funterstatic's tweet image. This man at every Miss Nigeria event

I still can’t believe this guy divorced his wife who was a former Miss Nigeria 2017 to Marry Miss Nigeria 2018😭😭

Shadygize's tweet image. I still can’t believe this guy divorced his wife who was a former Miss Nigeria 2017 to Marry Miss Nigeria 2018😭😭


Am not even going to talk about how brain dead you can be not to see the clear penalty. But the facts that this most useless corrupt Brokelona club with Negreira case and most UCL robberies keep talking about refrees favouring other clubs 🤡..

Funterstatic's tweet image. Am not even going to talk about how brain dead you can be not to see the clear penalty. But the facts that this most useless corrupt Brokelona club with Negreira case and most UCL robberies keep talking about refrees favouring other clubs 🤡..

Throwback to one of the biggest Champions League robbery ever. Juventus destroying Real Madrid 3-0 in Bernabeu and referee gives this penalty to save Ronaldo’s PR🤦‍♂️



Making him the only one to put on National Kit to show his relevance already shows why his the only one standing 👍

Football fans, who needs to stand for Emiliano Martinez to sit down?

lospectra_'s tweet image. Football fans, who needs to stand for Emiliano Martinez to sit down?


Why is Barcelona fans the most delusional fans you can find? They where pushing Yamal all season cause he is 18 yrs. Your so called best player was included SO why the fake tears for Raphina all of a sudden? 😂😂 Raphina saved yall asses in Ucl and league you lots betrayed him

🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: 𝐅𝐈𝐅𝐏𝐑𝐎 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐗𝐈 has been unveiled from FIFA The Best Award 2025! 1️⃣1️⃣⭐️ Any changes you’d make to this Best XI squad? 🍿✨

FabrizioRomano's tweet image. 🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: 𝐅𝐈𝐅𝐏𝐑𝐎 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐗𝐈 has been unveiled from FIFA The Best Award 2025! 1️⃣1️⃣⭐️

Any changes you’d make to this Best XI squad? 🍿✨


This is either Lukaku or Balotelli ...I would have said Ozil but he doesnt have this kind of flair like balotelli

Guess the Goalscorer Level: Impossible



I know all this is hypothetical but if you ever have this opportunity pick the 10b and go leave your life...it will cover your entire generation...no one knows the future don't wait another sec trusting the other options no matter the gain 👍

Without using your calculator, which are you choosing???



Best player in the world currently by a mile

Funterstatic's tweet image. Best player in the world currently by a mile

🚨🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé reaches 36 G/A in 24 games for club and country this season. 30 goals. 6 assists. 🚀

FabrizioRomano's tweet image. 🚨🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé reaches 36 G/A in 24 games for club and country this season.

30 goals. 6 assists. 🚀


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