Future Forrest
@FutureForrest
I go fishing in my back yard and generally just chill when I'm not doing that.
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I’ve always enjoyed climbing as a pastime. But now instead of at the rock gym it’s out of my recliner. #nochalkrequired #belayON
I wish I hadn’t invested so heavily in Garlic Coin. #cryptocurrency
I always said that these shoes would pay for my retirement. #kirkelevens #kirklife #kirkboys
Just got back from a year in Bali. Forgot to set my electric to auto-pay while I was away. Got to see about getting that turned back on.
I’ve been gumming this corn on the cob for 45 minutes. It’s delicious. #stopandsmellthecorn
Every morning I walk to the end of the drive to get my paper. Then I go back inside and check the front page of Reddit.
The ability to wear socks with sandals is the best thing I’ve got going. #thuglife
Just picked up a sweet spoon rack for my collection. It’s similar to this one on Etsy. #spooncollecting etsy.com/listing/168839…
Taking all my stuff to the thrift shop if any of you hipsters want some of it.
@jmanderle “@AntiJokeCat: Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.”
Thanks to @Borkula who, over the years, has taught me the ways of sunshine, sex, and bourbon.
I think that @ForEis is a Looper and is going to try to kill me one day. #punkasskid
I just burned my arm with bear brains. They’re acidic apparently. #oldandhunting
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