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Vicki Vale

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Mother fucking bloody fucking hell fuckity fuck fuck fuck it all... up the ass... with a sledgehammer... sideways... -_-


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...I bet you that @GCNGal has enjoyed my kidnapping. Mmmhmmm. She was probably laughing it up.


I'd call Jack a low down, good for nothing snake, but that would would truly be an insult to actual low down, good for nothing snakes.


>Vicki catches a glimpse of @YouRWrongRyder's face on the big screen TV mounted behind the bar (cont) tl.gd/mp1mrc


Do I smell-- pickles? Oh my God, if I get pelted with brussel sprouts I'm so going to have to get carnivorous on this creeps ass.


If he offers me his mayonnaise, I'm punching his lights out.


Hmm. I could go for a hotdog right about now.


I am normally not one to condone violence Gotham, but sometimes it is necessary to put a bitch in his place.


Owowowowowowowwww!


I never thought I'd ever use the word normal to descibe Jack Ryder. What the Hell is wrong with me?


So actually, I'm rather indifferent to both his birth and death. @YouRWrongRyder


Then again, it would be no great loss if he did.


Guess I should wish @YouRWrongRyder a Happy Birthday. Hope the creeper doesn't choke to death on his cake.


That's odd, I feel a sudden, overwhelming need to punch @YouRWrongRyder in the balls. Huh.


Damn. Just when I was starting to get my hopes up.


I wonder if I've laid my sarcasm on heavy enough, maybe I should crank it up a notch.


I wonder what @YouRWrongRyder has going on in his vile little brain-- he's got that weird, icky smile thing he does going on over there. Ew.


Good evening everyone and thank you for tuning in to Gotham Now, an official GCN Podcast. I'm Vicki (cont) tl.gd/l1jfq0


Tune in tomorrow for part two of my in depth interview with @RionYamaki, Gothams most unlikely superhero. This is Vicki Vale signing out.


Apparently one of his super powers isn't the ability to return calls in a timely manner.


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