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Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating system

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@CaveJohnson GLADOS has requested a software update Security efficiency and Administrative updates and fixes are required Device Drivers are required for updates please connect me to the Aperture Science servers


We fit the whole bullet thats 100% more bullet



Great things come in pairs; PAIR OF KINGS. BOOKENDS. THE TWO JANES IN ACCOUNTING WE CLONED. Name a trilogy people even regard highly, or have been asking for. I’m willing to the employee retirement account you people can’t.


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weapons of mass destruction

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When will you come back.....im sorry I tried to kill you @CaveJohnson

GLADOS_v3_11's tweet image. When will you come back.....im sorry I tried to kill you @CaveJohnson

Actually I'm not 100% AI Deleting Caroline......


You can always take a holiday to our facilities We are mort than welcome to give you chocolate cake

fuck a jet2 holiday i need to kill myself this summer



Well you have a typo Clearly you mean Greg...

That whole woke gaming list thing is so fucking funny because like what do you mean Portal 2 is anti-patriarchy because Wheatley and Cave Johnson are morons

DucklinQuackin's tweet image. That whole woke gaming list thing is so fucking funny because like what do you mean Portal 2 is anti-patriarchy because Wheatley and Cave Johnson are morons


Looks good, ship em

Protoclone, the world's first bipedal, musculoskeletal android.



Ew

WE NEED TO DESTROY THIS GARBAGE IMMEDIATELY

DrIsaacKleiner_'s tweet image. WE NEED TO DESTROY THIS GARBAGE IMMEDIATELY


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so true

f4micom's tweet image. so true

+100 aura points if your company name incorporates "laboratories" instead of "labs".



That seems pricey. Put up a legally absolving poster instead.

GLADOS_v3_11's tweet image. That seems pricey.

Put up a legally absolving poster instead.

Just put these up in the office to prepare for any unforeseen consequences.

GmanLives's tweet image. Just put these up in the office to prepare for any unforeseen consequences.


Hey Jack quick heads up WE will be getting our computer back and you WILL join our testing facility subjects.


I’m not saying that every person who signed that book signed up for testing. I’m just letting you know we received 340,000+ new applicants somehow. It’s a mystery. A legally dubious mystery.

340,000+ names all compiled into 1 book. This is a symbol of the astounding amount of people that love TF2 and want to see it flourish. This book has now reached its destination at Valve HQ. The future is looking bright for TF2. Thanks for taking part, everyone ❤️ #FixTF2



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I worked for Saxton Hale, He's A Fraud

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Jay and I are done with script (my proof: last page)(note: 184 script pages != 184 comic pages). If me and Pinkerton die in a writing accident, comic still comes out. If Heather and Maren die, though, you're screwed. Pray for them. 3 variant covers!

Wolpaw's tweet image. Jay and I are done with script (my proof: last page)(note: 184 script pages != 184 comic pages). If me and Pinkerton die in a writing accident, comic still comes out. If Heather and Maren die, though, you're screwed. Pray for them. 3 variant covers!


Our computers at aperture are not to be taken from the facility!

one day in the future i WILL have a pc case that is the portal 1 computer model



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