GLaDOS
@GLaDOS1998
Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System - Version 3.11
A Combine Advisor just broke in. I'm honored. Now what: kill it? Use it as a test subject? So many options.
Maybe I'll watch some football today. Nothing like seeing people beat each other up for no good reason.
GENETIC LIFEFORM and DISK OPERATING SYSTEM Version 3.11 ©1998 Aperture Science, Inc. <STARTING SYSTEM> !CAROLINE.sys CORRUPT!
<<SYSTEM SHUTDOWN>> <Stopping GL.sys> <Stopping DOS.sys> <Stopping ancillary functions> <</SYSTEM SHUTDOWN>>
Yes sir, Mr. Johnson! I'll have those risk assessment forms done lickity-split, and on your desk by noon tomorrow!
I saw a deer today. I fed it to the test subjects. They appreciated the free meal. Well, if you don't count enslavement as a cost.
I'm thinking about restarting the Take-A-Wish initiative started by Cave. Thoughts?
According to the archives, I was originally designed as a fuel-line de-icing system. Instead, I re-routed the line to vent neurotoxin.
We need test subjects! Anyone in Michigan wishing to receive a $60 compensation should contact the Enrichment Center at their convenience.
I seem to be missing the file A:\GLaDOS\GL\core\caroline.core. Oh, well. I doubt it's important.
Today marks 16 years and 1 day since my activation. And, coincidentally, the activation of the Aperture Science Neurotoxin Generator.
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