GSElevator
@GSElevator
Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators (Wall Street) do not stay in the elevators.
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Finally on Instagram. Content will be considerably more frequent and diverse, but still cynical and unapologetic. Follow: instagram.com/realgse/
Advice for my 16-year-old self (in today's world): 1. Your first job (16) should be as a waiter Developing soft skills, dealing with difficult customers, and working with immigrants, convicts, dropouts, addicts, single moms, and people who don't even have passports will teach…
3 years ago, Nike ads were morbidly obese black women doing yoga and a biological-male-mentally-ill-gay-trans-fame-whore, Dylan Mulvaney, in a sports bra. Now this. WE ARE BACK.
My good friend, @LuxuryWatchGuy1, is donating a Rolex to help Texas flood relief. We're going to raffle it off. To enter, donate a minimum of $50 to the verified GoFundMe Texas Flood Relief Fund linked below. And then paste a screenshot of your donation in the comments. You…
I don’t understand the student loan issue. These people invested in themselves, and lost. Or, they were lied to about the value of their degree. Plumbers shouldn’t bail them out.
I'm not sure people understand how important this is: Goldman Sachs CEO says that AI can draft 95% of an IPO prospectus “in minutes.” White collar jobs will go first.... and fast.
If you live in Pacific Palisades, you paid your dues... Doctors, lawyers, agents, entrepreneurs, etc. You believed in the American Dream. You paid your taxes. You trusted the system. Then you adopted luxury beliefs like Affirmative Action and DEI and Climate Change™ and…
Rules for the office Christmas party: 1. Don’t skip it. 2. Eat before you show up to avoid getting intoxicated. 3. Wear what you wore to the office. The guy who changed into skinny jeans and his "going out" shirt clearly has too much free time. 4. Show up on time. Most…
If she scores 100 or more, don't date her: - Gucci or LV bag +10 - Body count > books read +80 - More than 10k IG followers +20 - Has zero hobbies +20 - Uses word “bougie” +10 - Owns a gun…
Etiquette 101 - The correct response to being told something you already know isn’t “I know.” It’s “You’re right” - Never split a check - Don't ask someone what their job is, or where they went to school. It's lazy and boring - Hold doors open for women, but go through…
The little known story of James "Jubilee Jim" Fisk and the original "Big Short" in 1865 is still one of the greatest trades of all time. Jim Fisk's plan was simple: - Be among the first to know when the South surrendered, thus ending the Civil War - Beat the news to London. -…
It's National Etiquette Week Ignoring the obvious, and addressing my pet peeves: - Never split a check - Don't ask someone what their job is, or where they went to school. It's lazy and boring - Hold doors open for women, but go through revolving doors first - Always open a car…
“You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from.” - Cormac McCarthy In late 2010, I accepted the job of Asia Head of Debt Syndicate at Goldman Sachs. One of the people who hired me was Tim Leissner. One month later, I was sued by the firm I had just resigned…
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