Gay Introvert
@GayIntrovert
What's flaming about me is my burning desire to be left alone. An account of one writer's insecurities.
I don't have a cat because I can't deal with foreign poop in my apartment. Same reason I don't have a boyfriend.
Only dudes with boyfriends enjoy flirting with me with such abandon.
I could say that's rude, but instead I'll just say don't worry, I'm from New York.
I am currently cycling between periods of extreme drowsiness and acute self-consciousness.
Whoever ends up with that blind guy will be lucky because: a. he's hot and b. you could totally let yourself go.
There's a difference between a grown ass man and a grown assman.
My lack of interest in both the Super Bowl and Fashion Week is reminiscent of my adolescence in which I was confused about my sexuality.
When a man affectionately calls you "Boo" it means you will never get to sleep with him.
I'll show my support for marriage equality by referring to the article of clothing known as a "wife beater" as a "spouse beater." #prop8
Gave back the cat I was catsitting. I'll miss being woken up at 5am to feed him, thinking of this Billie Holiday song: youtube.com/watch?v=yuc68o…
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Billie Holiday - Until The Real Thing Comes Along (Columbia Records...
Let me not to the marriage of dirty minds admit impediments. #poetry
Around my age, good-looking, and still single? First, I will wonder what's wrong with him.
Perhaps these khakis were fine in DC. Now I'm afraid they make me look too heterosexual.
I thought I'd be happier after moving to New York. Every day I would have the chance to meet new people to avoid.
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