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If you want to stand out as an uncultured American, please listen to or watch US politics on your cellphone aloud (without headphones) in a European airline lounge. 🙄
Labor just voted against recognising the State of Palestine. They joined Peter Dutton, instead of the 146 other countries who have taken this crucial step for justice. None of us will forget Labor’s complicity and cowardice in the face of genocide.
C'mon now... these headlines write themselves. "Virgin looses virginity with naked man shooting through to the cock..pit"
Virgin Australia Passenger Arrested After Running Naked Through Cabin & Knocking Over Crew #Aviation simpleflying.com/virgin-austral…
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Virgin Australia Passenger Arrested After Running Naked Through Cabin & Knocking Over Crew
The alleged perpetrator has a court hearing scheduled for June 14.
The media, both in the UK and worldwide, has such an unhealthy obsession with the British royal family. No other royalty attracts nearly as much attention. It’s ridiculous and completely unnecessary.
.@Qantas It’s so lovely to see Nestor featured in the latest Flight Safety Video. He’s been such a welcoming and invaluable member of the Sydney lounge team for so many years!
#Netflix just lost my business entirely because they stopped accepting payment via an Apple Store subscription. I’ve maintained that subscription for such a long time simply because I would’ve lost that way to pay had I cancelled. Might give Apple TV+ another try instead.
Using tourist attractions , where are you from? (I bet most locals haven’t even seen this building in a decade or so)
Using tourist attractions, where are you from? (Gonna get more specific here)
P░U░S░S░Y ? At this time of year? at this time of day? in this part of the world and located specifically in your bio?
"Will you free my Palestine" Sticker spotted in Brunswick, Victoria
Accommodation cancelled and rebooked. I had guessed one weekend too early. 😅
These ARE the dates you were looking for! Tag your loved ones. #PAXAUS IS BACK! 11-13 October 2024 | Melbourne Convention & Exhibition Centre Flights, accommodation, leave, who looks after the offspring + pet llamas? Start planning. DO IT, DO IT NOW! P.S - Don’t bin your tin…
nobody wants to play AI games. nobody wants to read AI articles. nobody wants AI assistance. nobody wants AI artwork. nobody wants AI voiceovers or characters. nobody wants AI, period.
If the US can provide humanitarian aid to Afghans, Israel can (and should) provide humanitarian aid to Gazans.
Just got an Uber to the local suburban train station as I was heading into the city. Once we reached the train station, the driver ended the trip and offered to drive me all the way into Melbourne for free. I’m surprised by their kindness. What an absolute legend.
2023 has been a pretty good year, but in 2024 it’d be really lovely to see my friends and family happy, healthy and with their dreams fulfilled. They should also be absolutely squished by a comically huge cartoon-style rolling boulder as a metaphor for all the love they deserve.
Finally! A Republican who actually listened to the parents. “Parents have looked me in the eye and told me that, but for this treatment, their child would be dead,” he said. “And youth who are transgender have told me they are thriving today because of their transition.”
1. In a stunning move, Gov Mike DeWine has just vetoed the gender affirming care ban for trans youth in Ohio, stating "It is the parents who know their child best." He cited discussions with parents, the Ohio Children's Hospitals in his decision. Subscribe to support my work.
Its only anal if its from the Anál region of France, otherwise its Sparkling Sodomy.
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