Alastair Shields
@GeekShields
Geek, Gamer, Cop, Pedant, Friend... Not necessarily in that order.
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Purchased Duskers after a recommendation by @Quinns108 on @DaftSouls. Have already launched my keyboard across the room in frustration. >:-/
Pretty good time at #RWC2015. Horrible time at Cardiff station. Thanks though to @ArrivaTW for sending staff to the platform with water.
It's #MayThe4th! RT and hit "Enter" - you could win a #StarWars Day bundle. T&Cs amzn.to/1EVfGMk @StarWarsUK
It's our birthday, but we're giving you the presents! RT to win a @BossMonsterGame prize pack! #IndieGameAnniversary
I'm torn between ripping this open for the cards or just admiring its shiny packaging! Great job @BossMonsterGame
Just got a great deal on new car tyres @blackcircles - check them out at blackcircles.com /#buyblackcircles
Just finished "The Martian" by Andy Weir after hearing it recommended by @donttrythis. What a freaking awesome book that was!
@kerrie_thorn I really don't get this. I'm guessing they're going to say "don't look up". :-P
In honour of Rik Mayall, I have spent the day playing "Stick a piece of sellotape on the fridge".
Just sent a complaint email to @Europcar_UK then thought "I'll check their Twitter feed..." Not feeling too confident now. :-/
I can read 1,118 words per minute. What's your reading speed? staples.com/sbd/cre/market… via @Staples
#askmike If you could choose to play for any team in the league today, which would it be, and which position would you play?
@AEW14 Including one unintentionally amusing one from me. :-P Sorry about that.
APPEAL: This male is WANTED for theft of 8 watches values at £600 from City Jewellers on 31/7/13 at 3.30pm
Well done to @BBCSport for telling the idiot shouting "get in the hole" to shut up. I'd like to see them thrown off the course personally.
If you leave your 🐶 in your 🚗 on a ☀ day like today, don't be surprised if a 🚓 arrives and an awfully nice 👮 takes a 🔨 to your window! 😳
Showed off my @pebble to @Superfish79 today. He gave it me back, but there was a look of longing in his eye...
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- 1. #SmackDown N/A
- 2. Olympics N/A
- 3. #TheLastDriveIn N/A
- 4. #OPLive N/A
- 5. #DragRace N/A
- 6. NDSU N/A
- 7. St. John N/A
- 8. #DISASTERSHOW N/A
- 9. UConn N/A
- 10. Obamas N/A
- 11. Malik Monk N/A
- 12. Pistons N/A
- 13. Andrea Bocelli N/A
- 14. Kit Wilson N/A
- 15. Jordynne N/A
- 16. Lion King N/A
- 17. Dylan Cardwell N/A
- 18. Athena N/A
- 19. Scoot Henderson N/A
- 20. Rick Pitino N/A
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