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Teetering the edge of Millennial and Gen-Z. Everything in moderation, even moderation.

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No one: Not a soul: My father in law after one Frederico: “Dolphins are the horniest animals in the sea”


When you’re 10 beers deep and seeing trash takes on Twitter so you jump on your burner.

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Cute 3 bed 2 bath in the middle of Mile High Stadium @zillowgonewild

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Coming at your from the 918, see you tomorrow!! @zachlanebryan go birds


“Hey turnpike, would you mind rewiring the corporate revolver to pull in a different way? I know we have 2 different sources of preferred equity, 3 different convertible notes, and 3 different revolvers, but the rewriting for the corporate revolver should be straightforward.”


“Our firms team consists of private equity and venture capital veterans with over 200 years of combined experience creating shareholder value”

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BREAKING: TAYLOR SWIFT HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN ADDED TO THE FEDERAL RESERVE’S ‘TOOLBOX’



I don’t know how @coinfessions run it’s account posting these confessions and doesn’t get sad af

I am a Christian father of 3, I don't understand how crypto works but I invested a majority of my life savings into a crypto called Ghast and have lost most of my money. I don't know how to tell my family.



One time I saw my VP type in excel “=SUM(A1+B1)” and I think about it often.


Analysts when they start - analysts 6 months in

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First week of work for the interns and I found one taking a mid day nap. Might give the good boy a promotion.

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Boss sends an email mid-day Saturday to rerun a model and presentation for the CFO by EOD Sunday.


Do people wear Pit Vipers non-sarcastically?


Learned my boss, ex IB, types on his keyboard with only his pointer fingers.


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