Harry Flashman
@GeneralFlashman
Brigadier-General of the British Army. Hero, blackguard, lecher and poltroon. And a damn fine ride in the sack. Needless to say, *not official*
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Remember old Airey Neave saying to me in Colditz, 'time to play the do or die card Flashy...there's not enough chocolate for both of us in this care package' And then the bugger buggered off AND nicked my chocolate. But he won the game.
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Sorry, head down. Donbas (great apricots). Mariupol (great steelworks). Kursk (great drones). Trying to get on the next flight out. Same as 2024. and 2023. Send tickets. And brandy!
No, no, not going on the great farming march. Lots of farmers' wives left at home will need some company in rural Leicestershire
Of course, as my good friend @owenjonesjourno points out, if the Jews of Germany in 1938 hadn't been being provocative, by opening shops, walking about and...being generally alive, they never would have been targeted.
86 years after Kristallnacht, now renamed Reichspogromnacht, when Nazis mobilized nationwide antisemitic attacks against its Jewish citizens, we remember the victims of that terror & all those murdered in the Holocaust. Jews need no reminder of where hatred towards them can lead.
Did ask Elspeth to run off a few mimeographs of Ukrainian women for @realDonaldTrump --do feel if he thinks there's a fine filly there, he'll be more likely to be sympathetic.
Glad to be on a call with my friends @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk about Ukraine; suggested quick march on Moscow, 'like the charge of the light brigade, very successful operation'. Elon in favour if they enter city in cybertrucks. Asked me to lead. Sadly, busy that weekend.
It all went wrong when we gave women the vote, of course. Can't have a small state when the little women want help with the washing, or whatever it is the housemaid does.
The British fought a series of incredibly bloody wars over the crown’s right to raise taxes and until the beginning of the 20th century the largest institution a typical Englishman would have had any interaction with was the Post Office.
While helping old Dicky Bingham leave the country in '74, my old friend John Aspinall said 'Flashy, the problem with democracy is all the voting. Get rid of that, and the whole thing will work.' And this morning, he's proved right. Luckily thats what @realDonaldTrump will do.
All I know is that the @nationaltrust is going to be really pissed off at this result and that can only be a good thing.
Looking forward to taking up my good friend @elonmusk 's offer to be the first British General in space. Elon will bring peace and fertility, (much, much fertility) to the universe.
Delighted to see my good friend @realDonaldTrump re-elected. I look forward to working with him, particularly on international affairs, of which both he and I have had many.
Proud to have fought alongside @JamesCleverly in the Imperium Of Man. Admittedly, I was a little delayed in the frontal assault on the warmaster Horus, and saw him cut down. But all that experience will make him an excellent leader of the Party.
Took a long time to forgive the Israelis for bombing the King David Hotel. I know the creme brulee wasn't burned enough on top, and salads had caterpillars, but everyone has teething troubles Menny Begin liked his dessert too much, and one collapsed souflee was enough for him.
A succession of erotic bots have followed me over the past few days. And then @militaryhistori . Who may also be an erotic bot at times, but it would only be a side-gig as my g-g-g-grandchildren say.
Of course I saw #stagedassassinationattempt at the Duchess of York in Leeds back in 1986. Red Lorry Yellow Lorry were supporting. @WayneHussey4 got pissed and threw up on my winkle-pickers.
When Bismarck taunted me about the whole Schleswig-Holstein thing, I assured him I had a 'concept of a plan' to deal with it. It's a perfectly cromulent answer.
Another night spent trying to convince @taylorswift13 to endorse my good friend @realDonaldTrump. I mean, he's explicitly AGAINST cat-eating. What more does she want? We kept getting distracted of course, and then Travis came back. And, my goodness, TayTay has a comfy closet.
Gene Tierney. *sigh*. Why is always the ones *I* love that go mad?
Reminds me of dear old Jimmy Tarbuck trying 'Fly Me to the Moon' for the first time. He could never remember what he was trying to do either, but kept soliloquizing about golf. And whisky. And bad jumpers. Just like Putin.
During an open lesson at a school in Kyzyl, Putin made several key statements: He emphasized that Russia faces hostile elites, not hostile countries, aiming to weaken and divide the nation. He claimed that the provocation in the Kursk region was an attempt to halt Russia's…
When I was offered the post of Foreign Secretary under Mr Heath I agreed subject to being able to put portraits of Castlereagh and Salisbury (and Henry V) in my office 'to encourage staff to think correctly about Britain's place in the world'. The conversation wasn't continued.
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