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Frustrated Londoner discovering the streets are not paved with gold. Anyone remember when dog sh*t was white?

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Love Morrissey? Hate his politics? Buy my stuff! everpress.com/sorry-about?fb…


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Wtf is wrong with people?! Trolling comments on dead teens? Shame on you all

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Don’t air your dirty laundry in public? If you didn’t sh*t on it, then it wouldn’t need washing 😏 #relationships #Cheaters


To all those of you complaining about spending Christmas with your families, please be mindful that some people are alone and are not able to see anyone… So nyah nyah. Suck it up 😂


How the f*** have the government managed to make this Christmas worse than the last? Anxiety, uncertainty, pandemic…bravo on avoiding a ‘cabinet of chaos’


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Someone in a position to know has informed me that the O is meant to be a halo. No me neither

Is the O for omicron? Genuine q. The design is stressing me out a bit

JenWilliams_FT's tweet image. Is the O for omicron? Genuine q. The design is stressing me out a bit


You know you’re getting old when buying Horlicks excites you. A malty, hug in a mug.


Children in playing playground games in playground shocker. Presumably that’s what they’re doing as I can’t imagine they have sniper rifles.

Children copying violent Netflix show Squid Games in playground, schools warn bbc.in/3j7RP4e



A horse named Vag?! Stop trolling me #BBCBreakfast


Bumble is basically just swiping left on all your past failed relationships, and right on all your future ones #datingadvice


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Tell me you spike people's drinks without telling me you spike people's drinks :

TheRstott's tweet image. Tell me you spike people's drinks without telling me you spike people's drinks :

Men👏🏼 need👏🏼 to👏🏼stop👏🏼being👏🏼toxic👏🏼pricks. Calling someone a ‘cunt’ is NOT trying to be nice.


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It’s what she would’ve wanted.

sirsteveedge's tweet image. It’s what she would’ve wanted.

‘There’s definite correlation between the weather and umbrella sales’. No s***, Sherlock #bbcbreakfast


I think I want a Theroux sandwich


Call me a gaslighting bitch, but want to date me? Think you need to have a word with your self-esteem, mate


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