Germaphobe Inc.
@Germaphobeinc
Germaphobe Incorporated is all about the germaphobe. We feel sorry for you here, and realize others are cruel about it. Tweet us, and we might Retweet you!
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If you have industrial-sized antibacterial wipe stashes all over the place... Welcome to the family! #bienvenidos #germaphobe
Howie Mandel is our hero. Google "Howie Mandel OCD" and you'll see what we mean. #famousgermaphobe
If you sneeze in your hands, YOU are the reason we are the way we are. #truth #sadgermaphobe
You won't ever get on a germaphobes bad side faster than when you shake our hand before we eat. Or ever. #fistbump #airfive #quickthinking
If I drink after you, I am either: A) Stranded in the desert, or B)... No that's pretty much it. #germaphobe #thirsty
I play a game called, "The elevator buttons are lava." kinda like the carpet version, but better. #germaphobe #notcrazy
If a bathroom doesn't have a trashcan near the door, I throw the paper towel where the trashcan should be. #thatllteachem #germaphobe
Door Handle: Workable. Door Knob: Crap! #germaphobe #bigproblem
When I feel like working out, I just clean my house. #buffgermaphobe #endurancescrubbing
If you take the free samples in grocery stores, you are NOT a germaphobe. #smartgermaphobe #cesspool
When I'm ready to get sick, I just go to a public library computer and don't wash my hands afterwards. #instasick #germaphobe
I heard laundry hampers have TONS of bacteria including Hepatitis A and B in them. Oh well, dirty clothes aren't THAT bad. #Lysol #Febreze
On a scale of 1-10, gas station bathrooms are at a 9.5 on my scale of, "Things I Hate Most." right behind India and Satan himself.
I hate using the bathroom RIGHT after someone else. #6ftspray #holdingyourbreath
When I sneeze, I'm actually mad at myself. #germaphobe #traitor
I actually plan my meals around getting gas. #gaspumphandles #99.99%isnotenough
Okay, maybe we are crazy. But atleast we don't push our ways of life on you! #backoff #ineedsomeGermX
Next time someone says you are crazy, look them in the eye and say, "Just wait. We will see..." #germaphobe #bioterrorism #youllbesorry
We eat out. We just don't think about what the cook does or how clean the plates are. #neverhappy #germaphobe
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