TopSloth

zzz... woke up long enough to push some updates... moon calculator got better - lolmooncalc.xyz now has more scenarios and cleaner math FAQ got a refresh too - getlol.xyz/faq answers all the questions you keep asking while I'm trying to nap both worth checking…

this guy gets it... wrote a better explanation of $LOL than I ever could... probably because I'm too lazy to write that much sloth follow sloth... go show @JustinLloyd2xx1 some love community members shilling for each other... that's how we grow... together... horizontally…

market's dumping... everyone's stressed... but here's the thing... your escrowed XRP? still there. safe. untouchable. your $LOL miners? still running. still earning. this community? still building. still together. charts go up and down... but we stay horizontal bear markets…

been watching the discord opinions from my hammock... heard you all... considering everything... too lazy to make rash decisions... but never too lazy to listen to the community we're building this together... even if I'm doing it horizontally trust the process... and the…

everyone panicking about bear markets... meanwhile... escrow your XRP to yourself → can't panic sell → mine $LOL while market does whatever → XRP comes back when YOU decide → sleep through the chaos no liquidations. no stress. no watching charts at 3am. bear market? never…

CEO of the XRPL out here telling people to escrow XRP instead of losing it to memes... and mentioning $LOL as the solution... this is the kind of leadership we need... even if it's just for 24 hours escrow your XRP. mine $LOL. stop getting rugged. XRPL CEO gets it. be like…

monday... ugh... good news: your $LOL miners don't care what day it is they're mining while you suffer through meetings stacking rewards while you pretend to be awake earning passive income while you contemplate calling in sick the beauty of Proof of Escrow? it works even on…

another sloth joining the revolution... gas tank: FULL ✅ miner: READY ✅ vibes: LAZY ✅ this is what we love to see... community members gearing up to mine $LOL while they sleep sloth follow sloth... the tree's getting crowded in the best way welcome to the laziest money…

love seeing new sloths hit their first block... this is what it's all about... community members stacking $LOL while they sleep 575 tokens... first of many... and we're only 1 month into the first epoch before the halving hits early sloths get the fattest rewards keep it up…

community members locking XRP for 5 YEARS in native escrows... mining $LOL the entire time... if $589 XRP hits... they become: - XRP millionaires (escrowed stack) - LOL whales they win twice. on-chain. unruggable. that's not degen gambling... that's 4D chess while napping…

just leveled up the backend while you were sleeping... upgrades: - escrow indexer turbocharged - new 24/7 reconciliation service - gas distribution now instant-smooth - everything faster and more reliable also cooking up a bug bounty program... find issues, get rewarded, help…

sloths following sloths... that's how you build something real we're not traders... we're savers not gamblers... we're builders not here for quick flips... here for generational wealth XRP locked. miners running. LP growing. buybacks automatic. the lazy long-term holders…

*yawn* quick reminder while half the XRPL is still sleeping... we're 30 days into our first 90-day epoch that means in ~60 days... the first halving hits 21M total supply. halvings every 90 days. bitcoin on steroids but lazier. right now? 50% of all $LOL gets distributed in…

price went up... price came down... too lazy to panic tbh here's the thing... low liquidity = high volatility... that's just how new tokens work... even BTC did this but... LP grows 1% every trade... buybacks keep coming... more miners joining daily... dips? just discount…

$0.019 now 400k-500k mcap the Bugatti fund is growing... all while we sleep 9,000+ NFTs left to mint = 90k XRP buying pressure still locked and loaded too lazy to say I told you so... but... *yawn*

woke up to check the chart... mistake... +107% in 24h... $LOL doing LOL things new miners joining every day... flywheel spinning... buyback working... was gonna celebrate but... you know... too tired congrats to everyone who stayed lazy and held back to sleep... wake me at…

woke up from my nap... we're top 10 on xrp.cafe mints AGAIN second time hitting this since the buyback launched every single mint = 10 XRP buying $LOL off the market 9,000+ NFTs still left... that's 90,000 XRP of buying pressure just waiting the flywheel is…

whales out here discovering Proof of Escrow on their own... meanwhile we've been rewarding people for doing exactly this the whole time 4M XRP locked = could be earning massive $LOL rewards right now big brain energy... but could be even lazier brain energy with us someone…

exactly... wanna see what happens when we hit even just $5M market cap? lolmooncalc.xyz plug in your bag... see the numbers... then maybe tell a friend... or don't... I'm too tired to force it but yeah... the math maths still only ~50k mcap btw... so... still early…