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@Gi_InTheLoop

a monologue of solipsistic thoughts that are not quite worthy of posting on Facebook

God dammit weezy


White people love a good dog rescue story


Meanwhile, people’s stepbrothers on FB be like:

Gi_InTheLoop's tweet image. Meanwhile, people’s stepbrothers on FB be like:

Man... frack both of these guys


To the man pushing his daughter in a stroller in my alley handing out dirty looks to cars nearly running them over: May I suggest giving the ol sidewalk a try?


Gosh I really missed shivering for a full minute before my car warms up


Working on a “green building” development project and if someone makes another fucking corny weed joke I’m gonna snap


Accidentally dropped an F bomb in front of my son today, got emotional and profusely apologized. He then looks me straight in the eyes and says “It’s fine Dad, Mom says that fuckin shit all the time, chill.” 🎤


Legitimately just said a prayer for a dead squirrel and cheers’d honorary walnuts with my son


No one: Every girl on every dating app: if loving pineapple on pizza is wrong, I don’t want to be right 👸🏼


Thank you Markeiff #NBAFinals


My mayo’s expiration date is May, 2015.. still good or nah?


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South Carolina Protecting Voters From Covid-19 By Erecting Plexiglass Barrier Around Entire Urban Polling Place bit.ly/30NIZ2r

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How many times do you hit your empty vape before you admit it’s dead?


Skipped the debate and feelin great


If you had to chose between regularly posting on LinkedIn or making TikTok lip sync videos why is your answer making political statuses on Facebook?


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Date someone who knows you’re just kidding on social media


Is there anything more passive aggressive than receiving a text that simply says “hi” ? Please just tell me how you really feel


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GO PACK GO!!!!


Been chillin with hella undisciplined suburban children this weekend


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