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@GleamingGuard

Totally not slacking off work to stroke himself off. Cute mares keep flashing him, guards are an easy target for teasing—


To-Do List: Bang Aeri. Bang Sukko. Bang Gallus. Bang a Princess. Be the coolest guard.


Gay

What’s the point of this job if I’m not snuggling my guard buddies?



Streeeetch. Ugh, stationary postings are the worst.


“That newbie is so gullible.. how did he make it through training?”


Gleam is up on a stepladder, resetting the sign reading; "Days since Aerion visited the barracks."


"Sukko? More like sukkon this dick."


He's just gonna.. Smack @LewdPegasus's butt and act like it was somepony else.


Trying not to fall asleep on the job is hard- Gleam's been standing around in the same spot for hours.


"Do I give off gay vibes? All these cute, femmy guys keep flirting with me.. ..Not that I'm complaining."


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