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Completely misheard my customer ask if she could have my caulk


Hot take: it’s time to retire the cake sit


I'm sure companies will rush to spend billions setting up to drill in Venezuela during a military occupation while oil is -50% in a 3yr downtrend I'm so sure


It’s a crime MFC, or any camsite, isn’t leaning into a “no AI, no management teams, no 3rd party chatters… just real, live models waiting to meet you” ad push


Every single SWer using the “grok remove my clothes” trend definitely has a manager running her account or is flat out dumb


Not sure how Santa's gonna feel about Goth Mrs. Claus being on my christmas list


My dad just told me his first house cost $42,000


Last minute gift ideas if you’re still shopping for me: Golden retriever puppy $10,000 cash 2 plane tickets to anywhere Buffalo chicken wrap


A patriarchy? When a woman can put on thigh high boots and get whatever she wants at any time? Oooooook


Health insurance providers when you ask if your rates going up means coverage will be better:


Home wrecker fantasy? No thank you, ma’am. As if I’d need professional help to ruin my relationships.


German shepherd puppies are so funny. Like why are your ears bigger than your head little dude?


Y’all, it’s a 4 way stop, not a 4 way stare at each other cause you don’t know how to drive


It's itty bitty Santa outfit season on MFC

GoJohnnyGo_'s tweet image. It's itty bitty Santa outfit season on MFC

One. Last. Piece. Of. Pie.


"You buy 3775 nickels for $300?" "Yes, Dave" "Cause you think it's cheaper than buying 900 nickels for $75?" "Yes, Dave" "So she occasionally sends you snaps of her butt?" "And you can't put a price on that, Dave"

GoJohnnyGo_'s tweet image. "You buy 3775 nickels for $300?"

"Yes, Dave"

"Cause you think it's cheaper than buying 900 nickels for $75?"

"Yes, Dave"

"So she occasionally sends you snaps of her butt?"

"And you can't put a price on that, Dave"

Damn girl, call me a turkey cause I wanna gobble gobble gobble you up


Are we sure Imhotep is the bad guy here? You’re gonna sit there and tell me you wouldn’t spend every waking moment trying to resurrect Anck-Su-Namun? Personally I can’t hate him for it

GoJohnnyGo_'s tweet image. Are we sure Imhotep is the bad guy here?  You’re gonna sit there and tell me you wouldn’t spend every waking moment trying to resurrect Anck-Su-Namun?

Personally I can’t hate him for it
GoJohnnyGo_'s tweet image. Are we sure Imhotep is the bad guy here?  You’re gonna sit there and tell me you wouldn’t spend every waking moment trying to resurrect Anck-Su-Namun?

Personally I can’t hate him for it

I’ve selflessly decided to eat ALL the cookies this holiday season so my friends and family don’t have to feel guilty about over indulging I’m honestly such a good person


How’s someone gonna get into the back of my truck, see all the thousands of dollars worth of tools, and only steal my boots??? My boots, dude? C’mon


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