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๐ the greek, norse, egyptian (and more) gods, and things theyโve never said ๐ | ๐ธ other account: @ambrosiabee | ๐ tumblr: quotesofthegods
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Zeus: Hera has a school girl fantasy Hermes: pretty common one Zeus: i feel uncomfortable wearing the dress
Aphrodite: what is your skin-type? Ares: handsome Aphrodite:
[Persephone walks into a room] Hades: ladies and gentlemen, her.
Zagreus: what do you call a witch that lives on the beach? Thanatos: what? Zagreus: a sandWITCH Hades from the other room: HA!
Athena: ...and then thereโs bland and boring Zeus Athena: if he was a spice, heโd be flour
Hermes: you want to buy my new album? Ares: sure Hermes: thatโll be 10 drachmas [later] Ares: *plays song* Hermesโ voice: โi just stole 10 drachmas from you, i just stole 10 drachmas from you, i just stole 10 drachmas from you, iโโ Ares: *listens to all 47 minutes of it*
Thanatos: what are you doing? Hermes: getting in bed Thanatos: what if our feet touch? Hermes: if our feet touch, we fuck, obviously
Ares: *walks into the room with toothpaste on his razor* Ares: i was about to make a terrible mistake
Hades: some people donโt believe that grass is wet in the morning... Persephone: ... Hades: but it โจdewโจ
Hades: call me antisocial but please donโt call me
Therapist: what do we say to people who want to get to know us? Apollo: welcome to the shitshow Therapist: no
Hephaestus: where is my oscar for acting like everything is fine
Persephone: Zagreus got into the internship program! he said that โheโs in a bottom position right now, but will eventually finish on topโ! Hades: heโs very versatile! Thanatos: haha, right...
Hermes: *walks into the delivery room* hey, whatโs the wifi password? Hades: PERSEPHONE IS GIVING BIRTH RIGHT NOW Hermes: Perse...phone....is...giving....
Thanatos: iโm going to the supermarket, does anyone want anything? Hades: the years of my childhood i spent locked up in my fatherโs stomach Thanatos: i have 12 drachma
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