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@GoetheTears

I dine on sacred cows and laugh at the absurdity of the self-important. My pronouns are Shep/Sally/Silva.

Rapist, liar, insurrectionist, bully, felon, pervert, little bitch, sexist, pig, racially ignorant, uncharitable, narcissistic, blasphemer, blubbering, loser, snake oil-selling, humorless, sticky tiny-fingered, OLD, Weird, plutocratic, sin-soaked: Christian hero @realDonaldTrump


I haven’t seen anything staged that poorly since my high school’s production of “Oklahoma!”


People God Didn’t Save: 6 million+ European Jews 130 million+ Indigenous Americans 55 million+ African slaves 63 million+ aborted fetuses 2,996 9/11 victims My Grandma People God Saved: Donald Trump And, potentially, you… (John 3:16) #Trump2024 #MAGA


“Gender-affirming care” is such an insidious name for what it is. And the far-Right is manipulating this semantic anomaly to wrestle voters away from the pathetic progressive party that we’re stuck with to defend our freedom. Abandon the trans industry, Democrats. Please.


Nobody wants to vote for Biden. We only did it last time out of patriotic duty. Do you think any dead soldier wanted to die? No. They made a sacrifice for the greater good. Trump cannot be given control of the government. America will not survive his second term. #Vote


Joe Biden is comfortable corruption that we can all deal with. Voting for Trump is handing this country over to a Fascist corporate monarchy. Y’all think it’s what you want because you’ve been retarded by Fox News, Facebook, and your Bible. Don’t be retarded. Vote for the corpse.


Imagine being so deep in the alt-right rhetoric that you’re no longer able to discern the selfless and all-encompassing love of Christ. @BenedictineKS Also… legit support to all the working women, mothers, and homemakers. You deserve a better advocate.


Imagine being such a Conservative Catholic that you think your corrupted nationalistic Republic worldview, passed through the polluted soul of the asinine patron saint Trump, is superior to the last three Popes, the Benedictine nuns, and Jesus himself. @BenedictineKS


Imagine being so entrenched in your losing point of view, the oxymoronic position of American Christian Conservative, that you attack the vocationally superior sisters of Mount Saint Scholastica as dangerously woke for disagreeing with Harrison Butker’s speech. @BenedictineKS


“Gender-affirming care” robs us of cool adult gays and lesbians. We don’t let them vote, smoke, drink, shoot, or enlist. Why let them disrupt natural development? Normalize feminine boys and masculine girls. It’s not transphobia to take time with these decisions. #trans #gender


Fuck the almighty dollar.


Fuck corporate America.


Fuck the ruling class.


Republicans are concerned about decorum now? Where was this sense of decency during the Trumpster Fire years? #Shameless #GOPDomesticTerrorists


Anybody who’s shocked Andrew Lester is a Fox News junky is an ostrich. And ostriches don’t belong in America. #BanAllOstriches #NotMyAmerica #NotMyAriel #2ndAmendment #NRA #AndrewLester #RalphYarl


Imagine giving a shit what this old dead guy thought about your sex life. #ChristiansRuinEverything

GoetheTears's tweet image. Imagine giving a shit what this old dead guy thought about your sex life. #ChristiansRuinEverything

Internet Christians are soooo boring and predictable. Jesus Christ. #itsjustanuglyjacket #getoveryourself


Beyoncé is the Diana Ross of her generation. She has all the spice of a truck stop meatloaf and half the soul of a Presbyterian service. #milquetoast #mayonnaise #Beyonce #DianaRoss #SuperBowl


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