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Good Curses

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Need to curse someone? Here are some good ideas you can use in order to inflict misery and discomfort.

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Cursed to only be able to bite chips once Then they must swallow razor chips


Cursed to always find those pokey grass seeds in their socks


Cursed to call their friend "mom" on accident once a week.


Cursed to always forget headphones when going on a long bus ride.


Cursed to have a permanent hangnail on their pinky toe


Cursed to always have one earphone louder than the other


Cursed to crawl into bed, every night, only to find that they really have to go pee.


Cursed to have a permanently stuffed left nostril


No matter how they get it cut, cursed to have Donald Trump's hair.


Cursed to have 26 character limits on twitter posts


Cursed to permanent one bar of 1x signal strength


Cursed to have poop that sings really loud so they can never poop in public restrooms again.


Cursed to always accidentally put way too much toothpaste on toothbrush


Cursed to always put head through armhole on first try when putting on shirt


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