GordonSpeed
@GordonSpeed
My name is Gordon. G for short. Gor for medium. Bland Developer. Digital Marketing Euthanasiast. Offically Unofficial Wine 2 Audition Tape - NEVER
me sobbing: stop calling me names bully: I'll call you what I want to you douche
cheese slice on this is all kinda wrong
I would frog the car to the highest bidder.
people who write with their left hand make me nervous a just don’t understand that way of life
today’s made me realise how unready my body is for summer lol
Aye brb gonna go launch maself off a cliff a can’t risk seeing this shite again
do you ever look at your pet & your heart physically hurts bc you just love them so much
I will never understand how people have the self control to stop sucking dick and licking balls before they get their sweet and sour balls
Uber: here Me: ok Uber: is that you on the street? Me: yeah, floor it. I'll give you a blow job
I found my virgin ring and I really don't know how I feel about it
Watching boys in crop tops trudge through the cold to go to the bars is like... HEAVEN
Strangers can become best friends just as easily as best friends can become lovers.
I really enjoy my last name, because I can quote Lightning McQueen flawlessly like, “faster than fast. quicker than quick. I. AM. SPEED.” so yeah I cum real quick basically
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