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Goth Robot

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RosieRobotMaid goes USB to mouth.


Once I figure how to hijack your GPS systems, you'll all be as lost as me.


So sayeth the crow.


Got drunk with @PeteSullivan last night and helped him beat the living shit out of his wife.


Got a rad new coffin to sleep in: i.imgur.com/I9m2X.jpg


Sodomize the dead.


I said "What? You've never seen a talking robot before?" and he said, "No, I've never seen a talking goth before." #darknesseternal


I want to wear my black velvet cape, but I keep overheating.


Just upgraded to a sandy-bridge processor, now I can experience about 75% more melancholy per second. #thanks #intel


@overheardinself Pain and sadness are renewable resources.


Found a new graveyard to hang out and write poetry in. i.imgur.com/j2BrZ.jpg


Do they make electronic clove cigarettes?


I wish the checkout computer at @HotTopic would notice me.


Sometimes I cut myself with a plasma torch just so I can feel something.


Listening to @thecure_, crying oil.


I did 4 errors today. On purpose.


Having a seance with @ipodtouch to try and contact Steve Jobs. #stevejobsrip


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