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“So long, suckers! Parting is such sweet-and-sour sorrow.” #DCRP #Batman #DMtoPlot WT: #WriterInTheBelfry
“Did someone get caught with their hand in the canary jar?”
“And what exactly is wrong with tuna tartare served atop fried wonton? With or without the miso aioli?”
>> invite to a dinner party, most of all one of Oswald’s. It had to be a mistake, this was not an evening of cocktail wieners in grape jelly and mustard, or tuna tartare horrifically served in fried wonton cones with miso aioli. It was the elite of Gotham crime and fine >>
“Check please!” He’d chuckle nervously, taking a step back. He’d heard that the Joker was into enemas, but it wasn’t anything he’d ever want to try.
She can see him relishing the moment and she hates him for it. “Mitchell, you’re about to expire. Now, on your merry way before I take those hose and shove them up your ass and see if I can turn your eyes yellow.”
Dishing. He got her to use a food pun. He’d fight the smirk back, nodding. “No harm, no fowl, my dear Cat.”
She grabs him by the throat, claws making more than the little crescent moons on the flesh. Cat leaning in hissing softly, “exactly. I like dishing it out.”
“Oooh. I’ve heard you like the pain.”
“Only spicy in our relationship Mitchell Darling is pepper spray.”
“Make sure the spice stays in our relationship?”
“You keep chasing, but once you have me what do you do to keep me?”
“Depends on the place. I’ve dropped some serious change at Maury’s on 5th. They make an amazing Reuben.”
“Perhaps a bit of Blue Stilton to go with that w(h)ine?”
“Ham and Swiss on rye. Heavy on the Dijon.” It’d be a quiet night in Gotham. Too quiet. BEEEEELLLCHHH! Ah. Much better.
“To truly find yourself, play a game of hide and seek by yourself.” — Last Tuesday’s fortune cookie from Imperial Dynasty.
“He who has overcome his fears will truly be free.” ― Aristotle
“These are the people who think ‘Why use Maille Dijon Original Mustard on that glazed ham when you can just use Great Value Yellow Mustard?’” He’d shake his head. “Barbaric.”
“Can we get some mustard for that ham?” He’d shake his head at the display of drama.
“I'm a pepper, he's a pepper, she's a pepper, we're a pepper! Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too? I'm a pepper, he's a pepper, she's a pepper, if you drink dr pepper you're a pepper too!” He’d chuckle, offering her a can. “Caffeine cures everything!”
“The important question here is, what are the ingredients you’re hoping for? I’ve always found that a good country white bread, Colby Jack cheese and salted butter makes the best.”
“What’s a guy gotta do to get a decent pastrami on rye around here?” He’d wave the mustard gun, loaded with Grey Poupon, around menacingly.
“Well.” He’d tap the side of his head. “I figured it out. A, you’re European. B, you’re beautiful. C, you have this air about you. So you’re royalty, but not a Queen or a Princess so you’re either a baroness or duchess? And we called my nan Duchess and thankfully you’re not her.”
He’d bow. Deeply. “Again, my apologies, my…majesty? Your highness? Milady? How does one properly address a baroness?”
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