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Do you say “mmm that’s Gouda” when eating Gouda cheese, or are you not cheesy enough?
I’m the type of person who think the size of their character affects their speed on Mario-Kart.
I went to bed with a Journey T-shirt and woke up on a midnight train goin’ anywhere.
When my GF gets on my nerves I start texting her with typos and bad grammar. It really irrigates her.
Further proof that just because you have a podcast, it doesn’t mean you ✨should✨ have one It’s 2021, we know advice like this is literally killing men, and yet here we are…..
Oh you can’t have cake for breakfast? Tell that to muffins
I’m beginning to think everyone is lying about their astrological sign
A woman could tweet “Men like to breath air from the atmosphere.” and there would still be some Chad replying “...not all men!” Egos are weaker than the towing capacity of a Razor Scooter.
Here is an answer to all your questions. My bread 👇
Just trying to make my 5yr stocks chart look like my 5yr Fitbit weight chart. 📈
What’s the worst thing you’ve stepped on barefooted?
When you send positive vibes and healing light, is that through FedEx overnight or Amazon Prime?
Hey friends, leave me a comment where you’re reading this tweet - I want to learn more about my community here on Twitter!
I rewound to “make banana bread” level of quarantine 🍌
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