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J: hello everybody and welcome back to another episode of the weekly planet where we talk movies, comics, TV shows!
J: (Reitman) did die in his sleep which is- small blessings. 75, boo that’s- N: too early J: i don’t like that it should’ve been 110 & then i would’ve gone “good” but y’know N: wow J: good run & that’s enough N: 111 is too much only Bilbo Baggins gets to be eleventy-one • ep.422
J: I wish I was in the movie Dirty Dancing N: who would you be in it? J: the floor • ep.365
J: i never picked up my business degree. my mum still talks about it she’s like “you know you never got that business degree” and i’m like, i fucking run a business, like i don’t need- N: and business is good! J: “BUSINESS IS BOOMIN, BITCH!” i said to her • ep.403
J: is it like a wine rack of a movie? N: what does that me- oh I see cos there’s a lot of bottles I see. did you come up with that just now? that was very good J: that’s a Jimmy Clement original, mate N: that’s very good wow, you pulled a Jimmy Clement! I loved it • ep.399
J: there’s only three things I love in my life N: yes J: my wife N: mm hm J: my dog N: yes J: this drink bottle • ep.321
N: this is erasure of old ugly bald men, get Paul Giamatti! Paul Giamatti’s scrolling he’s like “aw what” J: you could’ve got the ugliest man in Hollywood - Paul Giamatti! N: that’s right! J: he’s been ugly for years! • ep.396
N: what would you like to have (for 5 minutes)? J: uhh just silence. just a bit of fucking shush mate • ep.344
N: your son has given everyone in the household a role within the Avengers… the other week you said to your son “hey Maso’s, wh- Maso’s here what role could Maso have in the Avengers?” and your son said uh “he can be a pig rolling down a hill” • ep.389
J: we’re thinking of starting a family vlog channel and I just do pranks where I pretend I’ve killed our kids. you know those things people do? they’ll like throw them off a balcony or whatever or run them over with a car and then they’re like “we fucking got you!” • ep.388
J: "in an alternate universe Statham is one of the guys in Right Said Fred" N: cos he's a model, y'know what I mean? does his little turn on the catwalk J: I'm familiar with the song N: shakes his little tush on the catwalk J: he does, his tight little buttocks • ep.247
N: I went this afternoon and there was me and there was two other people J: jam packed! N: I had an assigned seat but I just sat wherever I wanted J: are you allowed to do that? N: no J: I’m gonna have to call the police excuse me N: no don- don’t do it, I’ll kill you! • 379
J: it's a two hundred fifty dollar- two hundred fifty million dollar movie. you can make the joke "that's not a lot for a movie!" yeah! I know! it's crazy! I misspoke! yep that's the joke N: *laughter* • ep.02
J: good luck Bruce Willis, you're doing God's work... if God hated us. okay N: I think he's a decent man J: is he? N: he seems like a nice enough man J: he seems mean! • ep.364
J: maybe [Josh Gad] will get all the Bond's together on Zoom interviews and they're all muted or shouting or- it's not working. obviously the Roger Moore one is just his tombstone, RIP obviously but y'know... let's see it! let's see if Connery can operate Zoom! • ep.355
N: *as Tom 'Olland* "and that's not very Peetah Parkuh, he's a bittuva loser! so they put this wig on me that was just around the soides! for the first time in me life I put me foot down as the leading actor and I was like 'I'm not flippin wearing that wig!'" • ep.372
J: every now and then people shoot me through that they've blocked Mr Peanut, appreciate it keep it up. someone should pay for what they're doing. you know it's 2020 and they're like "Mr Peanut's dabbing!" and it's like FUCK OFF with this N: he should be flossing • ep.361
N: James James James this is a chance to start fresh J: yeah N: we can invent whole new backstories for ourselves J: let’s go N: uhm I drive a tram for job- my job J: I’m sad • ep.01
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- 14. Fermin N/A
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- 18. Ted Cruz N/A
- 19. Pafos N/A
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