GraduateWaiter's profile picture. Educated mind trapped behind a name badge and a fake smile. Twitter account for graduates in menial jobs. #Graduatewaiter

Rebecca Read

@GraduateWaiter

Educated mind trapped behind a name badge and a fake smile. Twitter account for graduates in menial jobs. #Graduatewaiter

This shift is going so slowly I'm starting to question the concept of time itself... #graduatewaiter


The service industry: making me increasingly more Marxist everyday. #Graduatewaiter


Fake laughing at customers' jokes and thinking- I bet Aristotle didn't have to put up with this shit. #Graduatewaiter


Listening to the constant whur of the coffee machine and thinking it could easily be a muse for a modern day Coleridge. #Graduatewaiter


A skinny-one-shot-dry-soy-tasteless latte, please: Undoubtedly a metaphor for the characterless Capitalist world which has absorded us all.


Waiter- BA (Hons) Will get through the seemingly endless working days with the cunning use of sarcastic twitter commentary. #Graduatewaiter


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