GrahamsLife
@GrahamsLife
Graham's life, as described by a mysterious soul who shall remain a secre... It's James
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Graham has spent over 500 hours perfecting his ability to appear like he’s sleeping when really he’s eating 3 Boston cream donuts and a 6 pack of Coke Zero. He tried regular Coke but it was to loud.
Graham called the office of Justin Trudeau 17 times today trying to order a large pepperoni pizza. Now he’s the new Minister of Finance.
Sick of these late night trips to the hospital. Graham needs to learn that squirrels are for looking at, not getting into knife fights with.
Graham is really looking forward to time off after Strip Search. Whipping the editing gnomes is hard work.
Graham is currently drunk in the kitchen enjoying hot ham water.
I meant 28. Couldn’t find a 28lbs turkey so we bought two 14lbs.
I should clarify. Age=lbs. So this year Graham will be eating a 27lbs turkey. And then after, cause why not, he’ll eat an entire pie
Graham is legally required to eat an entire turkey during Canadian Thanksgiving. It’s weight has to match Graham’s age. Wish him luck.
Graham's at the LRR panel. He's not wearing any pants and what he's got under the table is really quite distracting.
Haven't seen much of Graham since Desert Bus ended. I think this is when he's out collecting nuts for the winter.
Graham has fashioned a pair of roller skates out of 6 bananas, a cup of tea and the LotR DVD box set. #notgoingtoendwell
Graham will be at PAX today, he's cosplaying as himself. Lazy bastard.
Graham is actually Chuck Norris disguised as Graham disguised as Mitt Romney disguised as Jesus. Work that out!
Graham ate 60 potatoes in celebration of St. Patricks Day. None of us had the heart to tell him most people just drink green beer.
Grahams arm wrestling the galactic emperor of the milky way, he's not doing so hot.
Grahams playing Magic this afternoon. The weird part is he decided to go commando.
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