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Things overheard in GM: "No I swear he never touched my butt not one time" alright @CourtFerrShort


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"I'm just here so I won't get fined" Marshawn Lynch or sorority girl in chapter meeting? #TSM vine.co/v/OTTg7PxVgMm


"I wanna try this glue" *smells it* "Oh you can totally get high off of this" *pause* "Have you ever gotten high off of this?" #whosaidit


Guy @ CJs to @CourtFerrShort and @chellemaire: "You guys look fucked up, it's bad" Court: "Well then you can fuck the fuck right off"


CALL THE EXTERMINATOR GM's gettin a little buggy 🐞🐞🐞🐞

GreenMachine_Ox's tweet image. CALL THE EXTERMINATOR GM's gettin a little buggy 🐞🐞🐞🐞

a rare occasion that someone catches @Kellystargirl12 on camera

GreenMachine_Ox's tweet image. a rare occasion that someone catches @Kellystargirl12 on camera

"I'm looking at porn"

GreenMachine_Ox's tweet image. "I'm looking at porn"

New member of GM, everybody say "high" to Finley

GreenMachine_Ox's tweet image. New member of GM, everybody say "high" to Finley

"Widdle wyan wobinson"


"riley, did you smell my fart today at the dry cleaners?" -who said it?


gm almost burnt down because a ping pong ball caught on fire in the sink. it escalated quickly.


SO to our neighbors that named their wifi PimpsOfBadGirlsClub. we <3 you


PSA: FUJI EXPRESS DELIVERS! tell everyone


is court a midget or nah? 😂😂😂

GreenMachine_Ox's tweet image. is court a midget or nah? 😂😂😂

"Urban outfitters… does anybody know what that is" - Kelly Klein.


"i love half chubs" - courtney


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