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GregTheChicken

@GregChicken

just a chicken trying to get by

After seeing Wasteland I now realize chickens probably wouldn't fair well in the apocalypse.. Especially ceramic ones @sextrex #fringebuzz


"Chicken" soup and "egg" noodles? Why don't you make a nice hat out of the feathers while you're at it!. ..Savages..

GregChicken's tweet image. "Chicken" soup and "egg" noodles? Why don't you make a nice hat out of the feathers while you're at it!. ..Savages..

GregTheChicken reposted

Any solution is good to get people in! #theladytheleg is presenting @2pm @6pm 10$ + 2 @evab #fringebuzz #fringemtl

BashfulProd's tweet image. Any solution is good to get people in! #theladytheleg is presenting @2pm @6pm 10$ + 2 @evab  #fringebuzz #fringemtl

GregTheChicken reposted

.@GregChicken Your trout friend is fucking weird. I like him. .@FringeBuzz .@FringeBuzz


Fringe for All would be way more fun if I could get a drink...WTF bartenders... Of course I don't have ID. I'm a fucking chicken!


I don't he's going to make it to fringe, but you gotta admire his enthusiasm. #fringemoi

GregChicken's tweet image. I don't he's going to make it to fringe, but you gotta admire his enthusiasm. #fringemoi

Friday to-do list: order some more fucks, I'm fresh out. #zerofucks


What is this....thats not booze...

GregChicken's tweet image. What is this....thats not booze...

...but maybe its just all the vodka I've been drinking for the last 12 hours.


Fuck Thursday's. Think I'll just listen to the Seeg all day and kill this bottle of vodka.

GregChicken's tweet image. Fuck Thursday's. Think I'll just listen to the Seeg all day and kill this bottle of vodka.

you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning...

GregChicken's tweet image. you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning...

Fuck these wings are useless. Can't fly...can't open a twist off... and get feathers all over my Def Leppard records. This is bullshit.


GregTheChicken reposted

Seger de Mayo should be a national holiday. Where we all join together as one to have a celebraish for Bob Seger. Man.


I feel ya monkey... I feel ya.

GregChicken's tweet image. I feel ya monkey... I feel ya.

People that eat chicken and eggs in the same meal are the worst.


I love this song... it's so true

GregChicken's tweet image. I love this song... it's so true

Holy shit it's cold in the park today. I'm going home play def leppard records and drink beer


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